Shlong Term Memory

A person has a combination of short and long term memory.

Me: Hey Gordon, do you remember the homework that was due today from two weeks ago.

Gordon: Nah, I don't remember anything like that.

Me: But it's due in like an hour.

Gordon: What's due in an hour?

Me: Damn you got that shlong term memory.

by MountedGeneral July 01, 2018

Sh-long Term Memory

To have a combination of short term memory and long term memory.

Me: Hey Gordon, do you remember the homework that was due today from two weeks ago.

Gordon: Nah, I don't remember anything like that.

Me: But it's due in like an hour.

Gordon: What's due in an hour?

Me: Damn you got that sh-long term memory.

by MountedGeneral June 30, 2018

goldfish memory

the worst memory possible. Goldfishes have 1-10 second memory loss

the dumbest student e v e r: hey did you study for the test tomorrow? I didn't I have goldfish memory.
An average student: dude its not a test AN EXAM
the dumbest student e v e r: wait what. we have exams this week

by lunamoona457 January 13, 2024

memory baiting

To masturbate to one's thoughts, especially when pornography is not available.

Shit! My phone died five minutes in, guess I'll just start memory baiting instead.

by Boofling November 11, 2019

Memory dream

Dream you remember as an adult

“My memory dream has started again, i wonder if it means anything”
“You’re overthinking it”

by M.MARTINJ February 16, 2025

Jurgen klopp memorial day

the day jurgen klopp left liverpool on the 26th of january each year we celebrate a year without klopp at liverpool

"Oh bro its the 26th again, its the jurgen klopp memorial day, when he left 5 years ago"

by billyboiii101 January 27, 2024

But at least I have the memory

‘But at least I have the memory…’ is a line from a song by the American musician & artist, Ariana Grande.

This line is at 2:33 on ‘Thinking Bout You’, a song by Ariana Grande that was released in 2016, part of her ‘Dangerous Woman’ album.

People often refer this quote to remembering something that is gone.

1: ‘What’s your favorite line from the album ‘Dangerous Woman’ by Ariana Grande?’
2: ‘“But at least I have the memory…” from ‘Thinking Bout You’!’

by MrPatch December 22, 2023