the day jurgen klopp left liverpool on the 26th of january each year we celebrate a year without klopp at liverpool
by billyboiii101 January 27, 2024

When on a one night stand, and sleeping at the other person's residence, you wait until the other person is asleep. You then shit the bed, clean yourself off, and push the sleeping person into the shit you just left in the bed.
I'm not sure what happened, I just woke up completely covered in shit.
Sounds like he gave you the ol' Minnesota memory foam mattress!!
Sounds like he gave you the ol' Minnesota memory foam mattress!!
by talontd92tsi November 9, 2015

Smart term memory loss is when you’re brain chooses to forget unimportant data or transforms important data into every day life so its more hard to forget it. Though however the original way the important data was learned will be forgotten and changed to whatever is the way your brain chooses it to be.
-Definition by Mo
-Definition by Mo
I have Smart term memory loss, for example: to me, my friend texted me they didn’t want to go to homecoming with their boyfriend. To them they told me in person that. For me I remember their text very clearly in my mind but after searching for an hour I still couldn’t find it so my brain just processed the information I was given to a way I was use to communicating to this person.
by Mo-.- October 5, 2022

Person 1 : I know you came to write zxcvbnmasdfghjklqwertyuiop.
Person 2 : No i came to see Memories follow me left and right
Person 2 : No i came to see Memories follow me left and right
by sussybaka7769 March 5, 2023

Miles: I will never let you go. You'll be in my memories.
Zach: I'm just moving down the street, Miles.
Zach: I'm just moving down the street, Miles.
by AlecT January 11, 2022

Alice: so you won a lottery after the bar fight but aliens stole the cash... are you sure you're not making this up?
Bob: I admit it's a complex memory.
Bob: I admit it's a complex memory.
by johnaoeboecoedoe May 26, 2013

by The memorial hater September 9, 2021
