Bagel melt technique

It’s when you cum on your women’s chest who is fully Jewish and your fully German and you quickly cum on her chest and stomach and thrown in the over

Oh mein süßer kleiner Bagelschmelz *cums on chest and throws into oven* Geh in den Ofen, Süße
That’s the bagel melt technique

by Menace of your mind June 18, 2023

meltsk/melt/melts

go cry about it, go dump it out, find a tissue somewhere else, cry baby, where’s your mum, do i care, poor you, dgaf, cry me a river, ur tears aren’t mine so cry over there so i can be fine, suck it up butter cup.

“He was too nice for me, I ended it” (crying)

“Meltsk” dead straight face and all

any meltsk/melt/melts response can be used

by cronnie__________ September 7, 2021

Monterey Melt

Screwing a girl on the beach, and you pull out, straddle her, and cum on her forehead. When she sits up, and the cum runs down her face, that’s a Monterey Melt.

Met this chick at a beach bar... I had no choice but to give her a Monterey Melt..

by stratguy July 10, 2019

Melt

To fucking shoot somebody in a tiny little pieces

The mafia has many ways of killing somebody gruesomely like melting

by Wiperout July 13, 2022

Melting Vinyl

Spinning a record for such an extended period of time that the friction from the needle melts the records face off. face. off.

I just got a righteous deal on Steppenwolf and the Woodstock 3-disc set from a flea market. Time to melt the shit out of some vinyl!!

Melting Vinyl

by bobby mcgeeeee December 2, 2010

tuna melt

Someone who is stupid yet is oblivious to the fact. They frequently make mistakes but tries to ignore them.

Cameron, you are an absolute fucking tuna melt.

by Tuna Mellt April 27, 2019

melted snowball

Ejaculation into the ear cavity.

“Dude I hooked up windy Rob’s girl and gave her a melted snowball”

by Bigblakk February 1, 2021