A Person, Place, or Thing that reminds you of the dirty ring of poop/dirt/dead skin that lays in a nasty toilet right around the area where the water hits. The idea of this person, place, or thing may conjure a strange and ugly facial expression referred to as THE POOT MELON DANK RANK GLARE. Most commonly compared to the advanced stages of the STANK FACE.
Molly just sits up here and talks about Tommy all the time. Gahh she is such a Poot Melon. Like gu-ross.
Rebecca is a big ole nasty Poot Melon
Oh, don't go to that party. Their apartment is a Poot Melon.
Rebecca is a big ole nasty Poot Melon
Oh, don't go to that party. Their apartment is a Poot Melon.
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Get the poot melon mug.A sexual act in which one vigorously fingers something or someone while bouncing around like jello. One person must have breasts. There fore the melon part. Tounge is often part of jello melon.
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The part of the human buttocks that peeks from beneath revealing/short clothing. An example would be wearing a towel in such a way that it rises just above the very lowest part of both buttocks.
by Diction Donkeh December 10, 2015
Get the bottom melon mug.The nickname is a pretty lit famo, can also be written as Chey 🍈. This person can be shy (No pun intended) but then will open up and be cooler than a Cucumber. Loves animals May Become Depressed, results may vary.
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Get the vincenzo melon mug.The comically wrong way to pronounce the word marshmallow. A common prank to pull on Vulcans curious about human behavior relating to camping.
When Kirk, Spock and McCoy go camping, Spock takes out a small electronic device similar to a thermos. When Kirk asks Spock what he is doing, Spock replies "I'm preparing to toast a Marsh-melon." further explaining that he was trying out the customs of camping out that he consulted through the Enterprise-A's computer. To which McCoy laughs. Little did Spock know, McCoy programmed the ship's computer to change the name Marshmallow to Marsh-Melon as part of a practical joke.
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Friend: Melon he is, massacring sudanese civillians he is tired of
Friend: Melon he is, massacring sudanese civillians he is tired of
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