slootius maximus

A way of calling a female a big time sloot.

Check out that slootius maximus

by Big Daddy D March 8, 2004

Fishamus Maximus

Someone who overly smells of a fishy odor

Man, did you smell Jacob last week? He was turning out to be a Fishamus Maximus.

by Father Thyme October 16, 2008

Rectillious Dildous Maximus

The T-Rex of all dildos. The prophecy is said that such a dildo still exists to mankind today. This dildo is said to be "Harder to find than the holy grail". In order to obtain it one must join the gay mafia and pass through the initiation of sucking Satans thorny cock.

person 1: hey man wanna go find the Rectillious Dildous Maximus?

person2: Hell to the no! im not sucking no thorny cock u fag!

by D-REAL-201 March 29, 2010

lolius maximus

to lawl to your maxium ability!

person 1 - I play WoW!
person 2 - lolius maximus.

by Dusty *cHoPPA & The Montinator August 3, 2006

maximmat

The greatest of the greatest!

he is really maximmat.

by annynimous August 25, 2004

maximiza

Extremely large, bigger than maximum

I ate this pie and it was maximiza

by Kareem POW September 29, 2005

maximum loadage

when you truly believe something wieghs way to much.and wants to get on an elevater with you or in your car..elephants ..fat chicks ...wrecking balls,,,

that fat chick wanted a ride in my car but she exeeded the maximum loadage paramiters of this vehicles specs....

by last star fighter August 31, 2007