Draco Malfoy

everyone whos willing to die for BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW HE WAS JUST A BOY WHO HAD NO CHOICE.

can also mean "daddy".

if you wont die for draco malfoy THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE

by iddiefordraco September 6, 2020

sigma male

A more internally-focused sibling to the alpha male. While the alpha male quantifies himself on his high position in the social hierarchy, a sigma male prefers to forego the social hierarchy and need for external validation altogether and pursue internal strength instead. Essentially a "loner" or a stray man, although sigma males may have a close circle of friends and loved ones with whom they share a deep connection. The sigma male is not socially inept but simply socially disinterested. Prefers solitary activities where he doesn't have to play social politics and can simply focus on himself. The sigma male accepts that he does not need power over others as the alpha male desires, but rather needs only power to control himself and preserve his own autonomy from others. Sigma males are often pragmatic but may be seen by others as aloof, paranoid, secretive or selfish.

Not to be confused with simply being an unlikeable asshole, edgelord, or misfit.

John: Hey, who's that over there on a table by himself?
Mary: Oh, that's Patrick. He's a bit of a sigma male.

by UDUser4820 January 11, 2022

maleationship

2 male buddies who are rather inseparable. Very into their friendship, not to say that they are homoerotic, but just extremely entwined.

Gary: yo lets hit this bar its got $1 teq till midnight. tell paul and kenny
Leeland: ehh paul and kenny are in a friggin maleationship i wouldnt be surprised if they didnt pick up the cell and went bowling

by kovstar February 24, 2007

Malingering

Malingering is intentional deceptive behavior, not a medical or psychiatric disorder. The diagnosis of malingering rests upon the identification of an external or "secondary" gain being present as the main motivation for the behavior. In other words, what does the person hope to gain?

Nurse is malingering out of work, now his teammates have to pick up his slack.

by pisceanaquifiel July 23, 2009

Maleka

The best (friend) you could ever have in the entire world. So much fun, and so absolutely beautiful inside and out! Anyone with a friend named Maleka is so undeniably lucky. She is so selfless, supportive and kind-hearted, and truly has the biggest heart in the whole entire universe. Maleka's are very smart, talented, and always enjoy a good meme.

If you know a Maleka, then make sure you appreciate her!

"Your best friend is so cool!"

"I know, she's a Maleka."

by okokhahaokokhaha October 10, 2019

maldation

To be in a state of malding, in which you are mad and balding at the same time. This is generally a negative emotion, and generally happens when you are losing in a video game, thus causing you to lose your mind.

Hey man, how's your day going?
Oh well, you know, it's Maldation Monday, so it's going pretty bad...

by 8K Deathy December 7, 2020

Malaysianed

When Malaysians get fucked in the arse by their government, they usually bend over and ask, "how deep would you like to go?". It is of a compliant society that enjoys getting sodomised by their leadership.

Guy 1: Bro, I'm returning to Malaysia from London, and they want me to wear a device to track my every moment.

Guy 2: Welcome to Malaysia. You just got Malaysianed.

by drbyte December 7, 2021