Ketchup and mayo

When an man is having sex and the woman he is fucking is a virgin and bleeds making him cum and t when he takes his dick out it looks like a hot dog with ketchup and mayo

Man me and Cindy made ketchup and mayo in her room

by XXXHOYHOY April 6, 2017

WMS (willy's mayo spoon)

When your sick with the flu and think you are being brought medicine, but your friend gives you a spoon full of mayo instead.

I was so sick last night and cory brought me a fuckin WMS (willy's mayo spoon). Classic mayo spoon

by ZanksJuul September 17, 2017

dank mayo

High quality mayo

That’s a dank mayo sandwich

by D3adpoolgirl May 7, 2018

greg mayo

A straight up school shooter

My school got shot up by a Greg Mayo

by James w Austen February 23, 2017

mayo dick

A well known nick name of a man famous for sexing jars of mayo with his little weener

Dax sent me mayo dicks screen shots, want them?

by Dax lions September 10, 2016

mayo smile

A mayo smile is a smile in which the person smiles without showing or barely showing their teeth. The way they jut out their bottom jaw looks like a underbite, thus giving the look of having a mouthful of mayonnaise.

Ugh I can't stand that smug mayo smile of hers...it's so fake!!

by ImanJoelle May 12, 2016

Campfire Mayo

Semen, Sperm, Jizz, Ejaculate

I’m going to spread some campfire mayo on your tuna melt.

by Eatmyassjordanandchris February 14, 2018