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Tard Loop

Trying to get your point across by repeating the same thing over and over again in a retarded loop. Attempting to change the outcome. This is typically in a customer service setting where the loop-ee can do very little to aid the looper.
The following is a Tard Loop:

Tard: "I would like an apple please"
Clerk: "I'm sorry, we are out of apples, we will have more tomorrow. Would you like something else?"
Tard: "I really need an apple, I haven't had an apple all day."
Clerk: "I'm sorry..."
Tard: "I was really counting on having an apple, I like them"
Clerk: "I'm sorry,we'll have some by 8am"
Tard: "But I enjoy apples, I've eaten an apple every day since Nam"
Clerk: "....sorry... would you like an orange"
Tard: "I'm just disappointed, apple aaappleeeee."
by Jeraebb March 27, 2011
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Like Loop

When two people become locked into a Facebook comment conversation with each person liking their opposite's posts.

They are the most pointless and frustrating natural phenomena on Facebook, but are impossible to exit due to the awkwardness that would ensue.
(On Facebook wall)

Josh: Man, you are such a like whore! (Suraj likes this)

Suraj: Which one? (Josh likes this)

Josh: The first one of course :P (Suraj likes this)

Suraj: LOL! (Josh likes this)

God: Jesus, these guys are in a 'Like Loop'. There's no hope.
by James Tearle December 17, 2011
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snooze loop

snooze loop, the expression used when you can't stop snoozing.

You keep waking up, not fully and drift back into the snooze.

You know you have to get up, but remain trapped in the snooze.. can be dangerous, leading to lateness.
"Sorry I'm late.. I got trapped in a snooze loop"
by Howy White June 17, 2018
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it looks fine

What you say about a game that looks bad but don't want to piss anyone off
Friend: Did you see the *insert new video game here* trailer it looks great!

You: It looks fine.
by Epic_Gamer45 June 17, 2019
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Lucid Loop

When you pick up your phone to check Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Messenger, Discord, Slack, Gmail, etc., but after you're done with that, it's time to check Facebook again.
When I get stuck in a lucid loop, I'm taking a break for what I think is 5 minutes, but is really 5 hours. By the time I realize it, it's 10PM and I've neglected to finish my work, go to the store, or simply eat dinner. pls help
by ibtbysitlot January 9, 2021
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Snooper-looper

You snoop too much and your dick gets chopped off.
Mom: jimmy are you excited for Christmas?
Jim: Yes mom, soooo excited!
Christmas morning
Mom: surprise you got a ps4!!!
Jim: thx.
Mom: r u not excited?
Jim: well ya but I snooped.
Mom: well than you little shit

Jim: mom what are you doing with the machete. Plz no snooper-looper
by Yo-yo u a man January 19, 2021
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it’s just a song popular on tiktok.

commonly found with a baby looking around
you: “everybody looks to the left everybody looks to the right

them: “ohh I know that song!”
by jaci lol May 11, 2022
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