solar logic

Something that makes sense as long as you don't really think about it, much like how you know the sun is there, but you can't look directly at it.

"No, dude, seriously! The Korean kids are spies from Kim Jong Il!"

"But why art school, dude?"

"Oh my god! It's obvious! Well.... wait... Crap, it made sense in my head."

"Solar Logic, dude. That or you're retarded."

by Jesse Gold July 24, 2006

Homo Logic

The mindset of any homosexual person.

Bowser, from the Mario series, uses homo logic by kidnaps Peach to lure Mario into his castle in order to dominate Mario's butthole.

by Hetero Fallacy November 3, 2011

hamster wheel logic

The kind of reasoning/thought process that never gets you anywhere.

I just can't figure out this boy/math/girl problem... LAWLZ MUST BE HAMSTER WHEEL LOGIC HAHA.

by Please Mum January 27, 2011

Poon Logic

Poon Logic - A way of thinking by the poon (see Poon) that makes no sence to the rest of the world in any form. But makes perfect sence to them.

Poon: (insert ANYTHING here)
Man: ok hun (thinks what the hell did she just say)

by Alex January 3, 2005

Swiss Logic

When normal logic is full of holes and is rendered entirely incoherenet.

If I could go back in time just once....I'd kill Kennedy.

by OniGenki April 29, 2003

Cassie Logic

The logic used when making a statement and freezing or drawing a blank when asked for proof or evidence esp. when related to a form of praise or insult.

Person A: "I appreciate how you're always so real with me"
Person B: "Oh yeah? Thanks! Like when?"
Person A: "Uh.... I don't know"
Person B: "Wow...that's some real Cassie Logic"

Person A: "You stay lying!"
Person B: "Really? When have I lied?"
Person A: "I can't tell you right now."
Person B: "So you have no proof?"
Person A: "No, but you be lying!!!"
Person B: "Wow.... I'm not respecting your Cassie Logic."

by KrooK MilleR March 14, 2011

Stoner Logic

When a stoner suddenly thinks that almost every word in the dictionary has something to do with marijuana.

An example of classic stoner logic.

Purple- Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.

- I thought it was simply a color..

by Ilackimagination December 19, 2009