Muddy Lizard

The Muddy Lizard ritual beings with one male wiping a female's anus clean after she has defecated using his tongue.

The male then sticks out his now feces covered tongue and rattles it in a similar fashion to how a snake or lizard so that he may sample the air.

Finally, upon deciding that the air is ok to proceed, he then brings the female to orgasm using the tongue once more and thus concludes the ritual.

Male: "Tonight is the night. We must perform the Muddy Lizard"
Female: "For the sake of our children and their children, let us begin"

Bro1: "I have completed the Muddy Lizard with her!"
Bro2: "Our people will be safe for generations to come because of your actions here tonight"

by PiddyPooThang July 6, 2012

lot lizard

A person, genrally a woman, who is "ideal" by Cody's standards.

Cody is speaking to the lot lizard at Croc Rock.

by OldManCook June 17, 2009

clogged lizard

The act of putting a Q-tip into the penis and then getting jacked off.

I got a clogged lizard last night

by SC_UC March 4, 2007

Monitor Lizard

A person who spends too much time at the computer for frivolous reasons,gaming or aimless net-surfing. Same as Mouse Potato

That guy spends so much time playing Halo he's becoming a real monitor lizard.

by Rann109 October 16, 2008

The Lizard Squad

A bunch of 10 yr old faggots that live in their dead parents basement and suck cock for a living and also they have claimed to be DDosing people what a bunch of useless 10 yr olds

(Bill) hey joe have you heard of the lizard squad
(Joe) oh those cock sucking 10 yr olds that are fucking blind yes I have
(Bill) oh I thought they were cool
(Joe) they are more of a faggot then justin bieber you dumbass
(Bill) :(

by ToxikSwagginsSwagJagger January 14, 2015

Slow Lizard

1) Is a child's view of a scorpion. 2) An off-roader that resides in Yuma, Arizona.

"Look daddy, a slow lizard". That's NOT a lizard! It's a scorpion!

by "Big" Chris October 7, 2006

Fender Lizard

Definition #2 A "Fender Lizard" is one who can be found crawling under fenders admiring the suspension of that particular vehicle. Very popular in the Off Road Community especially as the vehicles line up for inspection or at the start line.

A dude with a flatbill hat and black socks with his head stuck between a tire and fender of a Trophy Truck may be refered to as a "Fender Lizard". He may even take a picture on his cell phone of the impressive suspension to send his fellow flatbillers back home...

by Capt Fender Lizard April 5, 2010