The Fancy Lizard

homosexual... eww /j hes a furry.....

the fancy lizard is gay..

The Fancy Lizard by BURRLT01 March 18, 2023

The lizard 

The lizard is a sexual position in which the man is having sex with a woman vaginally up against a wall and when she is least expecting it, he pulls out and puts it in her ass and he watches her try to climb up the wall like a lizard.

Man, last night I was having sex with my girl, and I tried the lizard on her, the look on her face was priceless, funniest thing I've ever seen.

The lizard by funtcase September 14, 2013

liquor lizard

a bitch at the bar that tries to pick up pathetic guys for the purpose of free drinks.

"look at that stupid bitch, flirting with two different douchebags for drinks.... liquor lizard...."

liquor lizard by thefolge March 7, 2008

Gopher Lizard 

An animal that Jr carr and Nic-Nic wilson made up. It doesnt exist. So dont believe the stories about the Gopher Lizards.

There's the Gopher lizard that bit me Get em tina.

Gopher Lizard by lolligagger69 April 21, 2009

A Lot Lizard 

Female who frequents truck stops to have sex with truckers for money.

A Lot Lizard Ho's riding trukers

A Lot Lizard by PBE29 November 24, 2013

flat out like a lizard drinking 

1. verb/simile. To be working really hard, or so under the pump that you've found yourself dehydrated.

2. verb/simile. (sarcastic) Doing nothing at all.

1. How are ya, mate?
Oh, dude, I'm flat out like a lizard drinking.
Up for a brewskie later then?
Yeah, for sure.

2. How are ay, mate?
Oh, dude, I'm flat out like a lizard drinking.
Yeah righto, come out for a brewskie then.
Orright, seeya in a sec.

flat out like a lizard drinking by Ryan Paine February 16, 2008

Muddy Lizard 

Wow, there are already this many definitions for this, directly after that video? Sorry internet but we need to get lives.

"Hey did you read the definition to muddy lizard?" - Friend.

"Yeah, I really starting to hope the world ends in 2012." - Me.

Muddy Lizard by huhhhhhhhhhhh09 July 19, 2012