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Dirty Landon

Putting your penis into another man's mouth and then throat fuck him violently. Then Ben comes along and Cleveland steamers the two of u.
by My P.p June 3, 2025
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Landon Moment

When someone wants to date you and you refuse, its known as a Landon moment.
Person A: Yeah i just got asked out and i refused.
Person B: What a Landon Moment.
by PrinzMarbll October 1, 2020
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Landon

A stupid ass person that said ass clown all the time
James is a ass clown said Landon
by Sjshbdidid September 26, 2019
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Landon Ziswiler

He is a cool dude. Better that people named "Dominic Kempton"
Landon Ziswiler is a cool dude
by TheDiamondLegend(alt 1) January 20, 2022
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Landon

The most funny, caring, happy, outgoing guy. You can't help but smile when you hear his laugh. He is a precious boy who only wants to make people happy. He is so loving and considerate. beware of the temper!
When Landon giggles it just melts your heart!
by aswed November 23, 2023
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Landon G.

A very specific type of Landon. A Landon G. is a short guy with a broken sense of humor. A Landon G. Tends to wear glasses, unless he's sleeping or pretending to sleep. He doesn't have a messed-up sleep schedule, so if you bring him to a party you'll be disappointed because he goes home at 11. When he has a crush, he tends to get to know them so well that they see him as a "Platonic soulmate" and friendzone him. He has a tragic past, one that he would refer to as a "Netflix drama."He wears greyscale or simple colors because he learned that he doesn't want to stand out too much. However, he's not a bad person and loves to get to know people. He will know you well, and eventually confess that he stole a red golf ball from a putt-putt place.
L: I stole a golf ball once.
P1: Landon, you stole a golf ball? Is that all?
P2: Yes, that's all Landon G. did.
by DXNMFSDBCYENW,AQL. February 25, 2022
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Landon

Very very sus boy, he tends to make gay jokes his favorite month Is pride month and he is VERY short
Landon-Am i sus ?
Everybody -Nigga you’re more than sus you gay ass hell
by Fnrnrn June 10, 2022
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