Big ard fella who sits down the pub witha pint of carling and chats utter bollocks. After watching his team lose on a Saturday afternoon he goes home to beat the missus. Loves Tommy Robinson and the EDL. He's not racist coz he loves the fellas down at his local tandoori.
Keith is the big bald lad at the pub who chats utter shite about immigration and rates the English breckie he had that morning.
by MuslimHunter November 28, 2020

Likley a Sea witch from Western Australia who uses it's victims ball hair as toilet paper. Likes to show off it's fore-elbow which turns any who gaze upon it to stone.
Normal Person: Holy shit, a KEITH. Run before its shows us its left fore-elbow.
KEITH: Yo check this toilet paper I got from a guy called Jefferey.
KEITH: Yo check this toilet paper I got from a guy called Jefferey.
by Keith(real no cap) November 30, 2022

A Quirky Fish Mcbite boi and can sometimes be serious at times but it ok cause he’s one fab Fish Mcbite
by Incrediboyy March 2, 2019

Sup Keith
by Supercooldude2187 November 15, 2020

A boy who is sweet,kind, adorable,smart and more and if you meet a Gunner Keith do let go because you will never find one like him😘😘
Person 1: Who is that smart and adorable baby in that class
Persons 2:that is probably a Gunner Keith
Persons 2:that is probably a Gunner Keith
by Emily Conway December 29, 2017

A bald headed saint that helped conceive the individual known through his online title 'plaqueboymax'. Keith is an all knowing entity with the brain power of Megamind.
by ivanityg November 18, 2023

Liv said 'Did you guys know that BK's middle name is "Awesome"?? He is literally Brian Awesome Keith.'
by b_dubulous March 12, 2023
