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Karen

A Karen is a type of person who will just piss you off. She took the kids away after you divorced because you didn’t put the toilet seat down or something stupid like that.

She has a haircut that goes to the bottom of the side of her head and she is a type of person who will update her diet on snapgram and she will take the kids to soccer practice

When she does her weekly shop she will aske to speed to the manager of her local Asda or Walmart.
Wife: shouts at me for leaving the toilet seat up
Me: shut the fuck up karen
by J.C.N January 12, 2020
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Karen

She is the fat office lady Who tells everyone to go away from the front of the office she’s not nice if you meet a Karen avoid her at all costs! A nice one and you’ll find that most time she’ll be thicc and have the karen hair cut! Is big nosed and has a fat belly stay away from her avoid at all costs she is like a bomb
Omg ! I’m so weird I’m so weird but no one is weirder than Karen!
by The real dictionary 😤 June 27, 2020
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Karen

A Karen is a very stupid human being that has a bowl haircut and that hurts you phisycly and mentally. For exemple thatveganteacher is a Karen that wants to decide everybodys life.
Look at that Karen”
by Depressedwoman September 27, 2020
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Karen

A typical white mom that always calls the manager , another kids parents ETC.
Dude, that bitch Karen over there called my mom for being a slut? I asked her how her day was.
by Jimmy Neutronion December 14, 2019
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Karen

A stereotype for old, usually cis, straight, white and conservative, women who think their age and privilege (and big ass SUV) make them better than younger generations and minimum wage workers.
Old white lady: “I asked for ketchup on my burger! I swear you lazy millennials can’t do anything right! I want to speak to the manager!”

Disgruntled employee (who isn’t payed enough to be insulted) under their breath: “Damn Karen”.
by Your angry, lesbian mother September 20, 2019
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Karen

She took the fucking kids and will want to talk to your manager
by seanyboy_on_urdi December 26, 2018
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Karen

The universal term for a fake as a three dollar bill, annoying, selfie-seeking, gum-chewing, world-revolves-around-her, flippant, humble-bragging, insincere, self-appointed, fake-smiling, bossy, manipulative, social-climbing, machine-gunnin', spoiled, shrill, gold-digging, socialite who would sooner chew off her own right foot than do an honest day's work, eye-rollin', Hillary-voting, condescending, completely self-absorbed, fake-tanning, attention-whoring, hyper-social, Entitled, obnoxious, scamming, superficial, HOA-bully-ing, insincere, know-it-all, snobbish, people-abusing, McMansion-living, teeth-whitenin', back-stabbing, divorce-seekin', custody-stealing, bitching, luxury-SUV-driving, shit-talking, short hairdo sportin', acrylics-wearing, limp-wristing, parking-spot stealing, snarky, speak-to-manager-demanding, tiger-momming, disingenuous, spandex-wearing, trend-following, oxygen-thieving, annoying-as-hell, unrealistic, fashion-slaving, sociopathic, selfie-obsessed bitch.
The lone handicap parking spot was taken by Karen at the drycleaners because she had a meeting to run to in 20 minutes and REALLY needed to change into the fresh pressed skirt.
by Quadrivium April 29, 2019
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