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Fucking babies who cry when they lose at UNO and are never in the gc when needed!! x
by hh925 June 7, 2020
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A creature that steals sporks and tomato sauce, lurking deep within the darkness of his stinky room. You will find him on bright sunny days drawing doodles in a boring office talking to 112 year old ladies and listening to lyrical genius Pitbull. He engages in games such as Mortal Kombat and Hearthstone, taunting and provoking his friends before failing miserably and being unable to accept defeat. In physical appearance he has a head shaped like a Humphead Parrotfish and the most beautiful eyelashes you've ever seen. His body is in the shape of a rope. He has been called many things, but prefers jerk, or douche bag. His only weakness is the brave and valiant soldier known as Fat Raiden.
"Who even is Rope Man?"

"Ugh, it's that douche bag Josh... I heard he went fishing the other day and caught 17 catfish."
by Sooowgnya April 21, 2017
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a dude mad bc he has no good definitions on the urban dictionary
by antijoshclubhesastink July 10, 2019
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The most amazing person you will ever meet and really cute. If you dont talk to him
youll regret it and be lonely forever. He is kind and thoughtful and any girl would be happy yo have him by their side❤️
Have you seen abis boyfriend josh??
Yeah hes fittttt
by iliketurtles123456 November 3, 2017
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Supper smart' my equal rival, he's mediocre at woblox, he's very single
Dang josh is almost as cool as Ben
by Yasss queen 78 November 5, 2018
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josh is a somewhat decent person. he is pretty nice and also kinda funny. although Denis is a better boyfriend then josh (because the name josh is at the top of all f***boy lists and Denis is just better.) Josh is a person that gets in trouble with teachers A LOT and he is kinda mean. he uses his moms phone to text and has changed a lot since he got a girlfriend.
aoife is dating josh
by Emily IS A WRATT June 28, 2019
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a guy who can be an (ass) at first but is helpful in a lot of ways and loves his family he is a hard lad you don’t want to mess with and if u hurt his (family) he will come at you with a passion to kill
Josh helped so much this weekend and he’s so kind to his cousin Clarke
by Clarke joshes cousin XD October 17, 2019
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