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Jonah

The most fat and ugly person ever. He likes Luella and he likes Big Macs. He likes to be called JONAHMYBONAH.
by fatima kim jong un May 15, 2024
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Jonah is fat and ugly. He likes someone called Luella and likes Big Macs. He is a ching chong. He likes to be called JONAHMYBONAH
Its a JONAH, SO BIG.
IKR SO BIG
by fatima kim jong un May 15, 2024
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Jonah

Jonah is fat and ugly. He likes someone called Luella and likes Big Macs. He likes to be called JONAHMYBONAH
Is that a Jonah.

SO big and fatt
by fatima kim jong un May 15, 2024
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Hi, I'm Jonah, actually :3
by PixelKat June 15, 2024
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Jonah Bologna Clubhouse

AKA The J.B Clubby, I should’ve patented this while in Utero, but here is the recipe to my Classic Jonah Bologna Clubhouse Sandwich!

Ingredients:
- 3 Slices of Bologna ;)
- 2 slices of Bread (your choice)
- Mayonnaise

- Mustard (any but I use Dijon)
- Dill pickles (sliced)
- Sriracha Sauce :P (optional)

You must prepare this sandwich in this order for max efficiency…Start by throwing your two slices of bread into the toaster and place your three Bologna slices (hear me out) over the toaster opening to trap the heat and warm up the Bologna. While you wait for the toast to pop, grab all of the ingredients (cut the pickles if not pre-sliced). Once toasted, spread mayo on both slices of bread and spread mustard and Sriracha in between the Bologna slices, layer the pickles evenly (do not over do), slap the top slice of bread on, apply slight pressure to ensure all contents remain insitu, and cut the sandwich in half to share with someone special or to double down on >:) ENJOY!
Tim: “Yo have you tried the Jonah Bologna Clubhouse Sandwich?”
Tom: “Yeah man, all the flavours collide hella”
Tam: “Gotta get me a second J.B Clubby bruv”
by Jonah Bol-On-God December 11, 2024
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Jonah

He is very fat and big. Always gets a bonah when he sees girls. He likes every hot girl and loves big macs and mcdonlds. He always says the n word and swears. He doesnt know english and is very dumb
Omd he is a jonah
So fatty
by fatima kim jong un February 2, 2025
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only the best guys ever he is every thing u would ever want in a man
by jonah the king of the world February 6, 2025
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