Johnny Lawrence

extremely attractive man from cobra kai/karate kid aka my bae

father of robby keene

best friend of miguel diaz
and husband of me :)

hey look its johnny Lawrence

OMG HES THE HOT GUY FROM COBRA KAI/KARATE KID I WAS TELLING U ABOUT

by mybaejohnny June 27, 2021

johnny bunchkins

a boy that lives in Balgowlah nsw and is a bit a whore he gets bullied a lot for not shaving his beard and asks people to suck his ballsack a lot he's everyone thinks he's gay bc he does the gayest shit he's full homo. He's so horny he asks every second person to suck him or lick his ballsack. He's also the offical relative of master chef 2019. Johnny is the hottest guy u will ever meet he's tall he has a mustachio all the girls want him

friend 1 -is that boy over there johnny bunchkins making out with that girl
friend 2 - it most likely is he's the hottest guy in Balgowlah

by 8===============> October 10, 2019

johnny vindicator

when you name a vindicator Johnny in minecraft, he will attack everything

I'm gonna make a johnny vindicator to get rid of that pesky minecraft cow.

by meowykitty March 23, 2021

Johnny Quasar

the early name for Jimmy Neutron in the very first pilot.

have you seen some footage of "Johnny Quasar?"

by orblooc June 30, 2017

Johnny juice

Fuck ton of tequila, ice, and whatever juice the bartender prefers.

Fuck me up and give me a Johnny juice.

by Calamus9 November 05, 2020

johnny roll

I big rolled up wad of cash

How much is your jewelry worth? Like, Johnny Rolls.

by bob toben February 14, 2014

Brown Johnnies

Simply, another word for shit.

"Oh, man, I gotta make Brown Johnnies in a hurry!"
Also, if you have the runs, you can say,

"I shouldn't have eaten that hot pocket. I can feel the Runny Johnnies coming."

by Planteskaeg August 13, 2009