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Jason Grace

son of zeus. banging Reyna but marrying Piper. reminds fangirls of christian grey from 50 shades of grey = gentle man in the streets, freak in the sheets. he and percy have this secret bromance shit that people think they're fucking but its ok cause they're getting along. Leo is home skillet biscuit.
Piper: bby, im horny, lets fuck
jason grace: ight
by pjoluver December 26, 2012
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jason job

Incomplete act , as in premature ejactulation generaly refers to high expectations with dismal results
WOW he was really hot but it was a jason job
by 73pontiacguy January 1, 2008
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Jason "Jigzagula" Henriques

Jason "Jigzagula" Henriques, is known as the Jamaican, “Jay - Z”!

He is originated in the “Coppershot sounds”!

Jason is also a back up vocalic for Sean Paul in concerts!

He is featured in the “De dance” for Sean Paul’s forth video, “Like glue” taken from the VP Records // ATLANTIC release, “DUTTY ROCK”!
by Rizwaan October 21, 2004
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Jason Bourne'd

To claim to have no memory of something by placing the blame on a government organization, rather than one's own forgetfulness.
Anniversaries:

Spouse: "Did you not remember that today is our anniversary?"
You: "Sorry, significant other, but I Jason Bourne'd all about it"

Grocery Shopping:

Spouse: "Did you forget the milk, again?"
You: "Whoops. My bad, love of my life, but I Jason Bourne'd as I walked past the dairy aisle."

Destroying the Evidence:

Spouse: "Did you get rid of the body like I told you to?"
You: "Damn. I'll admit, ball and chain, that I'm a highly-trained assassin that works for a shadowy government organization that I can recall almost nothing about... i.e. I Jason Bourne'd the corpse."
by Rondo's Ghetto Wookiee December 2, 2010
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Freaky Jason

A person who is on the edge. A person who seems capable of turning into Jason from "Friday the 13th" at any moment.
That guy is a freaky Jason. He probably has his moms body buried in the basement.
by Marissa G. July 15, 2006
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jason wahler

A douchebag from the MTV Show Laguna Beach that is always trying to get in every girls' pants.
He'd been around so much he was like a Jason Wahler
by Elizabeth The Amazing August 8, 2006
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jason derulo

1) a black r&b singer who tries too hard to be Michael Jackson (Seriously, have you seen him! He's always wearing one white glove and a red leather jacket. Also the way he dances and the random "UHHS" and "HIHIES" in his songs) His songs are also mostly him just singing over other peoples music (Bittersweet Symphony, Hide and Seek)
2) something you say when your tired of sitting around saying nothing with friends.For the full affect, you have to say it like he does is the beginning of "In My Head" (JAY-SSSON DAA-ROU-LOWW)
1)Amy: My gawd, did you see Jason Derulo's new music video? It's him singing over Single Ladies wearing a fedora hat!
Brad: No, but I heard that in his next one, he's going to turn into a werewolf and him and an angry crowd of musically capable zombies chase his girlfriend and then stop in the middle of the street and preform a perfectly choreographed dance.
Amy: Wow really? That sounds like the kind of thing that will redefine music videos forever!

2)*silence*
Phil: JAY-SSSSON DAA-ROU-LOOWWW!
Hannah: Phil you would...
by aswizzle October 22, 2010
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