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wow he must be named jesse

how would you know?

his pp is hanging 6 feet from the ground

OH OK!
Jesse by amogusussyball March 10, 2022
A rich boy who always brags about his money. Gets mad at people when they step on his 600 dollar shoes. Nobody likes Jesse expect for other rich sassy rude kids. He has teleporting powers and stalks people. Jesse is a weird mf
Person 1: There’s a new kid named Jesse at Harvey
Person 2: I don’t give af
Jesse by stellaiscool March 11, 2022
an absolute asshole who is self sophisticated, and believes the world revolves around themselves and their friends. quick to bring up the past and even quicker to turn their back on u. backstabbing little bitch who doesnt deserve anything they have. if u meet someone with this name walk the opposite direct and wash ur eyes out with bleech
jesse is an asshole
Jesse by ur moma mia April 3, 2022
Flu-like symptoms.

A person who hugs somebody and they immediately show flu-like symptoms.

The person who always makes everybody sick.
"I saw Jesse and now I have flu-like symptoms"
"I have flu-like symptoms, so now I have Jesse"
"Is Jesse around? I have the flu"
Jesse by Dinomus.Prime April 12, 2022
Gym-bro who has major ego problems and can listen to himself talk for hours. He will constantly insult you about any and everything and use mind games to get what he wants. He will never say anything nice unprovoked. At the end of the day he thinks getting deep inside your head is somehow his way of "knowing you" when he doesn't even know how to pronounce the word "about" right. HUGE GASLIGHTER. fails at being manipulative.
friend; omg Jesse is so hot

me; no, he literally told me to throw up dinner for the next 3 months

friend; oh
Jesse by jessewilldiein42days April 24, 2022