Jason

Usually a guy who doesn’t smell the best and knows EVERYTHING other nick names is stinky and puke.

Hey Robert did you see Jason over there knowing everything?

by Nicfannister June 5, 2020

Jason

Jason is hot as fuck but also really smart. He mildly likes sports and has a best friend who used to have a crush on his current crush who he can't get over. Jason may be mean or sarcastic but he doesn't actually mean it. He likes a girl who he can't get over that starts with an E and can't go to sleep at night thinking about her because she's beautiful smart and sits beside him. Jason was sexually touched by someone and has been traumatized since. Jason loves art but loves the girl that starts with the E and who he sits beside more.

Person One: Jason is amazingly hot said E
Person two: Jason is very sarcastic

by I write names2 May 6, 2019

Jason

The act of going to the toilet to do a poo.

Hang on, I'm just going for a Jason.

by AussieB1 May 20, 2020

Jason

when you are proud of getting blueballs and tell your friends about it

OH GUYS I JUST DID THE JASON WITH SAM GUYS ARE YOU PROUD OF ME!!!

by adslfjka'dls;fjkaf April 12, 2019

Jason

A very mean and abusive person he doesnt like people like that

My freind is being a Jason

by djyonder37 September 3, 2020

Jason

He is the biggest asshole you will ever meet. You will regret meeting him. He treats you like a piece of shit cause he has no life himself. He acts diffrent depending on who is around. He won’t try to get a job and all he will do is sit down and play video games. He makes people feel bad for him but is a complete dickhed towards people.

Omg Jason is such a dickhead

by awe31116 February 16, 2019

Jason

A person that sings in class to the linus and lucy song. Also blocks walkways with chair. Corrects Teacher.

Jason:"Actually Colonel Sanders was a real Colonel that dropped fried chicken from his plane instead of bombs.
Guy:"Oh that must be Jason correcting the teacher"

by 69770609 January 27, 2019