Ivan

A bestie friend that’s is also dumb. Funny at serious times but hey what can I say? He’s a great friend, get yourself an ivan.

Friend : “ I’m upset “

Ivan: “aww too bad bitch “

by Josilyn Carranza Negrete May 6, 2021

The Tudor Ivan Effect

the Tudor Ivan effect is a nonconformist phenomenon with aphrodisiac intentions applied to a partner of the opposite sex with the intention of initiating or simmering the man towards a sweet game of cards.

Person 1: Idk man she has everything, like personality, good tastes and large balconies. But today she ghosted me and I am mad.
Person 2: Oh no you just gotten the Tudor Ivan Effect lmao.

by Maestrul tau fa October 3, 2023

Ivan Alan Flores

Ivan is a wonderfully and caring person he is always there for his friends and will help you through anything although you can't see his pupils in his eyes because they are dark brown you can still sense he has a kind heart with the softest hair known to man your lucky if you know an Ivan. Definetly has gay bitches. TOTALLY FUCKABLE AND PEGABLE!!

Gurl 1: have you seen Ivan Alan Flores I miss him.
Gurl2:no sorry I'm in love him tho
Gurl:are yall talking about Ivan Alan Flores I'm a lesbian but he's still hot.

by Haventhetrannie February 23, 2022

Ivan Angulo

A rare creature that likes to smell buttonholes

Ivan angulo male dog

by jesuse gods son August 4, 2012

Comrade Ivan

A vodka maniac doggo with cute communist hat. sexually active dawg and likes to suck deez bananas with fellow comrades. Very chill shnawg

We shall lose our virginity to Comrade Ivan
Wanna suck bananas with our fellow Comrade Ivan?
Vodka by Comrade Ivan is 10/10 like your mama

by PodmoFOOOOOOOOL July 29, 2023

ivan

a kid who hates people and call them a cunt

that kid is such a ivan

by ♤♤|£~■•8 May 20, 2018

Ivan Alien Stage

All we know:

-He’s beautiful

-He’s amazing
-He’s married to Till
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Person 1: Ivan Alien Stage is dead

Person 2: Ivan is alive He’s alive He’s alive He’s alive He’s alive He’s alive He’s alive He’s alive He’s alive He’s alive He’s alive He’s alive He’s alive He’s alive He’s alive He’s alive He’s alive He’s alive He’s alive He’s alive He’s alive He’s alive He’s alive He’s alive He’s alive He’s alive He’s alive He’s alive He’s alive He’s alive He’s alive He’s alive He’s alive He’s alive He’s alive He’s alive He’s alive He’s alive He’s alive

by The_Alpha_Person November 23, 2025