"Will you go out with me?"
"Yes."
or (and, according to my brain, the most likely situation)
"Will you go out with me?"
"No."
"Yes."
or (and, according to my brain, the most likely situation)
"Will you go out with me?"
"No."
by The Second Dictionary Man December 13, 2013

A term frequently used by people in the northeastern U.S. when they're getting screwed so bad it's out of the realm of comprehension.
by JoeNJ2 May 5, 2011

by glaires April 4, 2010

Uh, Bob, what's the Burger of the Day? I'm looking at an empty chalkboard here.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Bill: "Peter, you sent over those TPS reports without the cover letter again. I need you to see me in my office."
Peter: "You gotta be shitting me!"
Peter: "You gotta be shitting me!"
by The Mils Edition August 12, 2016

When you gotta be kidding me isn't enough.
by Mr Confident July 1, 2016

Zach: Dude did you hear Phil hooked up with another fat chick?
Alex: No way! you gotta be strokin' me! That's the 3rd one this week
Alex: No way! you gotta be strokin' me! That's the 3rd one this week
by bong4 October 6, 2012
