Will you go out with me?

For some reason the most terrifying six words (to say) ever.
"Will you go out with me?"
"Yes."

or (and, according to my brain, the most likely situation)

"Will you go out with me?"
"No."
by The Second Dictionary Man December 13, 2013
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You Gotta Be Kidding Me

A term frequently used by people in the northeastern U.S. when they're getting screwed so bad it's out of the realm of comprehension.
A BANK that doesn't even accept $2 bills?? You Gotta Be Kidding Me
by JoeNJ2 May 5, 2011
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You go on without me

The best excuse to look good and run away ever!
P1:Stay with me!
P2: you go on without me...
P1: OK (*walks off*)
P2: Yay! (*runs away*)
by glaires April 4, 2010
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You Gouda Be Kidding Me

Uh, Bob, what's the Burger of the Day? I'm looking at an empty chalkboard here.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.
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The total disbelief of the current situation, news or information.
Bill: "Peter, you sent over those TPS reports without the cover letter again. I need you to see me in my office."
Peter: "You gotta be shitting me!"
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You gotta be shiting me

A: Shit that psycho is still following us!

B: You gotta be shiting me.
by Mr Confident July 1, 2016
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You Gotta be Strokin' Me

A phrase usually used in disbelief, has the same meaning as you gotta be kidding me.
Zach: Dude did you hear Phil hooked up with another fat chick?

Alex: No way! you gotta be strokin' me! That's the 3rd one this week
by bong4 October 6, 2012
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