Patch Tuesday

The second Tuesday of the month when Bill Gates puts out the newest patch for Windows. Always proceeded with Reboot Wednesday

guy 1: Happy patch Tuesday!
guy 2: huh?
guy 1: nvm its a computer nerd thing

by Straemer September 24, 2007

Taco Tuesday

Shitting in a guys asshole and squeezing his ass together making a taco.

I taco tuesday’d Drew’s ass

by Sexy Nate ass eater August 1, 2019

A normal tuesday

When you finish the whole bottle of wine before you finish the appitzers

Rachel: I just finished my whole bottle of.wine before my dinner came out.

Corey: oh a normal tuesday...

by Frach June 5, 2018

Tirrie Tuesday

It's a day in a week where feminine gender share the view of their breasts to the males . It usually occurs every week of the year .

Hey babygirl it's tirrie Tuesday.

by _thasd August 15, 2022

tool tuesday

Tool tuesday a hoe's third day of the week. Hoes often send nudes with "#tooltuesday".

Also see: wankwensday

John: Carly what day is it ; )
Carly: ummm tuesday. OMG here you go john I forgot tool tuesday
Carly: *snaps nude* #ToolTuesday :P

by John+Carly March 8, 2017

granny tuesday

a person of old descent, or used as an insult to say that person is a grandma.

a retarded kid (named scott)

by mcliljohn November 30, 2006

just another tuesday

Par for the course. When something outrageous happens and a blase attitude is adopted in the face of it.

"I went out to the car to find I have two flat tires. Just another Tuesday."

by JormanThoad February 22, 2017