Instagram theme

The gayest shit you could ever have. Mainly used by perfectionists and girly girls. Really organized Instagram page.

You really need an Instagram theme.
The fuck I do, shut the fuck up bitch.

by OC_Ghetto_Gurl July 23, 2016

instagram ratio

it's the difference between the number of followers you have with the number of followings you have on instagram

you have a shitty instagram ratio. you have basically the same amount of followers than you have of followings.

yeah, she has a good Instagram ratio. she has over 1k followers and only follows 400 accounts.

by do.i.care.no. March 18, 2019

instacoder

A person who creates the perception that they can program, by posting pictures of themselves with computers on Instagram.

These are usually attractive people gathering a following with the intention of advertising to them.

These pictures may also be of:
* an incomprehensible block of code in the text editor Sublime.

* A stack of programming books that teach unrelated languages; C++ & CSS, HTML & Objective-C
* Paper notebook with a block of syntax written on it
* multiple computers with the subjects hand on either of the keyboards
* Yoga poses with a laptop open in front of the user

* A glass of wine held out in front of a computer

You should open source less, instacoders don't do it so it must not be cool.

by The Avocoder July 10, 2018

instagram tax

An incentive of a price that stems from something becoming popular on Instagram and therefore becoming more wanted, supply and demand kicking in, and the price rising.

Miha: My bakery's bliss rainbow sour sugar has become really popular on instagram, so I raised the cost.

Lori: Like instagram tax?
Miha: Yeah.

by Yumko July 15, 2018

instagra

you really are a dumb fuck, huh? I cannot believe you failed to type "instagram"

"Yesterday i figured out just how stupid anyone can be, because i set a new record by mistyping instagram"

by bigmonkeys14 February 27, 2023

Instagrab

Grabbing someone's phone while they are trying to show you a photo or video.

Ryan: Hey Tom, check out this photo I just took of your beard.

Tom: Let me see (grabs phone from Ryan's hand).

Ryan: I hate it when you instagrab my phone like that!

by tmaile November 4, 2013

Instagram Police

People that take pictures every single damn time of the day. and persuade you to do so. extremely annoying

Dude 1: Hey look at those people over there!

Dude 2: No dont look at them, they are instagram police

Dude 1: Wtf really they are taking pictures of themselves in the snow. i hate instagram police

by salvato44 February 15, 2014