can of biscuits

A woman wearing a tube top who should not by any means wear one. Meaning her stomach fat bursts from between her pants and the bottom of her tube top like a can of biscuits.

"Hey, did you see that 300 pound chic in the tube top?!"
"What, you mean the can of biscuits?"

by Grossenschwaum February 13, 2006

go to the can

use the toilet. usually a woman "goes to the can" to urinate.

"i gotta go to the can"

by Ashlee Sykora November 13, 2006

Jam Can

The stainless steel container in many gas station bathrooms used for disposing of feminine hygiene products.

Boss - "Hey Tony, since you are the new guy get in there and empty the Jam Can."

by Mr.Teabag December 12, 2007

trash can

noun: a bin that holds garbage until it is collected

I put my garbage in a trash can. Then I put my trash can at the end of my driveway so the the garbage man people can pick it up.

by cooltim31 July 28, 2004

Pepsi Can

A penis which has an unusually large diameter, though it is not necessarily wider than it is long

Girl 1: I heard that Ralphie has a choad
Girl 2: No, its more like a Pepsi Can

by LD100% February 18, 2010

smash cans

its simple you see. 2 players are involved, one pitches the can while the others bats and you see how far you can get it. Soda cans are preferred, because upon impact they tend to explode.

I really wanted to smash cans, so I made a few phone calls and it seemed that walmart had the cheapest cans providing me with minutes of enjoyment.

by Adam Chet April 23, 2006

can-rattler

A very noisy bowel movement. One that "rattles the can."

I took a poop just now, and it was a can-rattler, made the bathroom stool shake.

by lanmanrob November 14, 2010