Kayley Ed

Kayley Ed is the most beautiful and sweetest girl you would ever meet. It takes some time to get to know her really well but once you do you'll be glad shes in your life. Words that describe Kayley Ed are Funny, beautiful, cute, smart, interesting, and dedicated. Anyone who gets close to Kayley Ed and is in a relationship with them is the luckiest human being in the world. A few of her interests would be music, movies, games and books all of which are amazing to hear her talk about. There's not a lot of people like you Eds i love you a lot and I'm glad you're with me.

Brian: i heard you're dating Kayley Eds?

Aidan: yeah i am, im so lucky to have a beautiful girl like her

by Atekin March 6, 2020

Ed Marsh

Ed marsh is a extremely large foreheaded waffler, he is really short and has the deadest trim in existence, its like he asked for a trim on the top and the barber was using gardening scissors. He drives the deadest and slowest car and acts like he's got a s15 with an rb26dett engine swap running around 900hp. He has a 0-60mph of around 4 years as his forehead increases the weight of his car to roughly 5 metric tonnes. Ed also can't talk to girls for s**t, he literally has a girl dying for him but he's to scared to make a move, she literally likes rocks and has already claimed him as her guy, he just can't talk to girls. He also has the smoothest brain even smoother than matt goodman, he cant do physics and can barely do engineering as well. He works at screwfix and it has somehow gassed him up so much he thinks hes the ceo of england.

Your acting like such an ed marsh right now

by lukeC123456 February 7, 2022

fake ed

An eating disorder which somebody came up with for attention, but fits into the way they want their made up disorder to sound because they don't have a real eating disorder. Similar to {wannarexia}.

Emily: Hannah, do you want to eat these peas?
Hannah: No! I have an eating disorder I can't have that... But I'll have that chocolate over there.
Gen: You have a such a fake ed, Hannah.

by Deelyliah June 11, 2016

f-ed in the a

means literally: fucked in the ass

Melvin: Wow, dude. You really got f-ed in the a on that one.

Audra: Damn right I did, my ass hurts after that one.

by Joe Beau December 28, 2005

shock-ed

The essance of understanding someone else's shock towards a subject.

I understood how jessie was shock-ed by the facts she found out.

by Tuschar November 21, 2009

Ed Orgeron

The biggest fucking joke in Ole Miss football history. Hired on to Ole Miss after they fired a great coach, David Cutcliffe, he took the Rebels on a trip down loser lane. He recruited great players and couldn't do shit with any of them. He now gets into bar fights in Baton Rouge and has sex with multiple prostitutes while masturbating to pictures of better college coaches. His impact on Ole Miss football was grave in that the coach that replaced him, Houston Nutt, had an array of talent to work with. But once that talent ran out, the Orgeron draft picks showed Nutt's true color. Nutt and Orgeron are soon to be best drinking buddies. Cheers

Preppy Ole Miss Ass Clown: Ed Orgeron sucks my ass! Houston Nutt is the greatest coach who has ever lived!

Dillon: Yeah says the team thats 4-8 two years after Orgeron left. Hmmmmm.....

by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 6, 2010

a-b-ed

1. Abbreviation of Anal Bashed

2. Word commonly used by homosexuals to describe the act of being penetrated anally with force.

I had a hot session with Joey yesterday. He a-b-ed me all day long.

by Alek B May 28, 2008