eagle of funk

an eigth of really fucking good weed, yo. circa 1970's.

christopher columbus couldn't journey on his manboat without the eagle of funk that was in his pocket.

by erizzle July 25, 2006

Funk Dadde

An associate to the Funk Ninja. What else is there to say? He must be a supreme being to be associated with the Ninja of all Ninjas.

-Flashing westside at any given occasion.
-Slapping around cronies of the infamous Nubs McGee

by Funk Ninja February 16, 2003

funk nuts

a versatile adjective.

#1: i lost my car keys! funk nuts!
#2: wow i got extra change! funk nuts!

by Jssica May 27, 2005

g funk

A musical genre of rap created and perfected by Dr. Dre. A combo of gangsta rap lyrics of slow, West Coast vibe beats.

A rap version of hippie rock and roll.

"Nuthin But A G Thang is the first true g funk single."

by rhymin&stealin April 21, 2005

Grand Funk

Ultimate, definitive.

"I am the Grand Funk Master of music..."

by Mighty J January 28, 2004

Funk Blast

A particularly potent or powerful ejaculation. Or, a Seattle Mariners home run.

"Yo, I'm gonna Funk Blast this girl in the face so hard it'll leave a dent."

"Ichiro rarely drops Funk Blasts at work, but when he goes home after a long day at the park, you know he's ready to Funk Blast the wife."

by Funk Blaster July 16, 2010

skunk funk

The lavish aroma of smegma (a cheesy substance beneath the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis).

In exaggerated cases, the odor of the "skunk funk" can be life threatening due to bacteria from a yeast infection(which has symptoms that include redness, swelling, and a pasty discharge).

1.
Girl(1):so how was it last night with Ryan?
Girl(2): eh, I'd rather not talk about it...
Girl(1): why, whats wrong?
Girl(2): after going down on Ryan i...
Girl(1):you what?
Girl(2): I ended up with the worst case of skunk funk breath!
Girl(1): Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

2. "doctor i think i might need some antibiotical cream for my skunk funk..its really putting a damper on my sex life"

by roo bear! June 19, 2006