Dump-A-Hump

The action of taking a dump and humping it repeatedly for satifaction. This is a form of masturbation

Clint was vey satified after he dump-a-humped for several hours

Guy 1:"Dude have you ever tried dump-a-humping?"
Guy 2:"No how do you do it?"
Guy 1:"You take a dump then you hump it till you cumm inside of it and you feel satisfied!"

by DRJizzGoodandChefSam March 29, 2009

dry hump

BETTER THAN SEX! when you rub your boner on a girl (with clothes on)

dude, at the homecoming dance, I was dry humping Sarah all night!

by max is cooooooooool October 19, 2006

Humpalope

A fish. http://capitalcityweekly.com/stories/111208/community_20081112008.shtml

Monkey that humps boobs and dreams of scooters.

Credit to: Tony
Origin: Usually found in Florida garage or dog house

Humpalope AKA: Sean

by g8trgirl January 16, 2009

Hump Start

Beginning your day with a session of sexual activity.

Dude1: You wanta coffee?

Dude2: No Thanks man, my lady slept over last night and we hump started the day.

by biggestmonkey October 27, 2009

hump day eve

The evening before hump day, Tuesday night. Hump day eve is celebrated to justify the consumption of alcohol or other activities that would normally be confined to hump day.

It's hump day eve, we're getting fucked up.

by noscope_balltapper420 September 17, 2013

armory humper

Term in the game natural selection for marines who fill up on ammo without paying attention to anything else, making them easy prey for the kharaa

by Anonymous July 22, 2003

almighty humper

a name that cool people use to scare people in chat rooms that are being fake celebrities. it scares them so badly, that you get booted out because they are so disturbed when you go, *humps*.

also, almighty licker is a fun one too.(:

almighty humper: *humps xyz*
xyz: OMG OMG OMG PLZ STOP ITTTT. IM THE JO BROS SO STOP HUMPING MEEE!!!!!
almighty humper: *humps once again*
xyz: U SICKO!!!
almighty humper has been removed from chat123456787654323.

by Bolin! October 20, 2008