hide the cat

to get high.

Wanna hide the cat after school?

by ahh lecks November 6, 2009

Hidemy

Main Entry: 2hid•e•my

Pronunciation: \ˈhīd-ə-mē\
Function: noun

Inflected Form(s): plural 2hid•e•mies
Etymology: Hide from Middle English hiden, from Old English hȳdan; akin to Greek keuthein to conceal and Enemy from Middle English enemi, from Anglo-French, from Latin inimicus, from in- 1in- + amicus friend
Date: 21st century

1 : to put out of sight one that is antagonistic or an opponent.
2 : to evade a frenemy on Facebook by hiding them so you do not see their comments

Ex 1: My hidemy, Jane talks too much about how she is going to get my promotion, I always keep her out of my sight.
Ex 2: I pressed the hide comment button on Joe, he is one of my many hidemies.

by SlaughterbeckK August 17, 2010

Hidenesia

Momentarily forgetting that you have hidden a "friend" from your Facebook news feed.

"Wonder what's up with Jenny...haven't heard much from her on Facebook lately."

"Dude, don't you remember? You hid her ages ago!"

"Oh yeah, I must have hidenesia!"

by cvboom August 20, 2011

hide the thing

the materialisation / dematerialisation of necessities such as keys, weed, food, tobacco, running water. usually happens at home, but also can occur in the pockets, friends' coffee tables, etc.

where did that baggy go?

some fucking entity is playing hide the thing with me...

by somethingplex1 December 29, 2011

hide the ugly

To engage in sexual congress.

1) So we went back to hers and totally played hide the ugly.

2) All it took was a couple of gin and tonics and she let me hide my ugly.

by beigebloke November 27, 2012

hide the salam

Sex, Salam, for penis. Hide the penis.

Honey, lets stay home and play hide the Salam. Lets get naked and play!
'From a woody Allen movie 'ANNIE HALL'.'

by LABADMAN January 10, 2014

Hideaz

It's when you hide your ideas. Origin: a drunk scrabble game.

He's reading your mind! Quick, hideaz!

by sleepyweez October 8, 2014