headass

you’re short.

headass you’re short man.... grow.

by unicorn2010 July 20, 2020

Boner Headache

A metaphor for a throbbing headache, which gets its name by comparing a headache to a throbbing boner.

Whoa dude, I woke up with a boner headache this morning. My head is killing me.

by xJohnn September 23, 2011

Headache

A department-wide epidemic with symptoms such as throbbing tension around the neck and forehead. May also be accompanied with the endless mumble of a user. Departmental studies have shown an increase in symptoms with release of useless password management to further confuse user's in a semi-intelligent Information Technology environment.

Several people began complaining of a headache when they found more user's were to obtain access to password self service.

by Yidzata November 7, 2007

Headbanger

A sexual position, in which the woman lies on her back on a table (preferably waist high) and leans her head backward off the edge. she then "opens wide" whilst the man shoves his raging red devil erection into her blowhole. the man should thrust as if having rough sex. Voila!. the Headbanger

WARNING:Male scrotum CAN cause severe damage to the womans face whilst it slaps her in the EYES!

Doctor (to lusty patient): lie on this table and tilt your head back over the edge while i examine your throat.

Woman (proceeds to do so)

Doctor:open wide......now say ahhh

Woman: ahh...AHHHGHGHooglahb

Doctor: TOTAL HEADBANGER!! WHEYYYYYYY

(squirt)

doctor: that'll be €300 please

by $P@C€R 54 May 18, 2009

Headass

Someone who's full of themselves, a dumbass, a fuckboy, leads people on, and has no street smarts.

Brandon: hey so many girls like me

Me: headass

by RadN7/1 September 27, 2017

headaches

there things that god made that was. a mistake but one of the wrost things are

H E A D A C H E S
and also gacha, 9 year olds, furrys, fortnite kids, morgz

angel : ok god you added many horrible thing whats nex--
god: headaches
angel: what?
god: if you have a cold or fucking any virus you get a headache

angel: ok?
god: oh and make it come out of no where
angel : how much of a pain from a ow to a OH MY GOD THERE A KNIFE IN MY HEAD ARM EVERYWHERE
god: too a fall to the back to a HOLY SHIT I HAVE BENN SHOT
angel: isnt that kinda rude
god: no they need to learn there lesson
angel : WHAT LESSON
god: M O R G Z and G A C H A and EVERY THING

angel: fair point

god: good. now add it
angel : ok

by trumplostgetoverit December 14, 2020

Headcanon

Something that has been thought up by fans of a certain type of media to either allow themselves to relate to a character or simply just for fun.

"I Headcanon Tony Stark as bisexual."

"People who get annoyed at headcanons are dumb."

by arddulliau October 26, 2022