Having a turkey

Advanced Cockney slang. Original form ‘having a turk’ .

Rhyming slang - Turkish bath - Laugh
To have a laugh.
Often used in disbelief.

‘Are you having a turkey’?
‘Your having a turkey ‘

by Pike tfi November 5, 2017

Halin Shuffle

When ur at work and you get the hershey squirts so u brisk fully start walking to the bathroom and gradually progress into a jog while undoing your apron which is then followed by a porcelain explosion.

Did u see Dan doing the halin shuffle today?

Yea, he must have exploded in the bathroom.

by Homer D Powe May 18, 2010

Harvin

a goat, a real nigga with 0 flaws in his game. He can pull the baddest of hoes with ease and is considered a goat in all conversations whether it be about sports, pimping hoes, cooking etc.

Person 1: "yo they've been calling me a Harvin at school"
Person 2: "Bro what??? no way"

by Hahaharhththrt August 2, 2021

Christopher Robert Haines

A very sweet guy with a big heart. He is the most amazing boyfriend anyone could ever imagine. He is full of love, compassion, and commitment. He should never have anxiety when it comes to his girlfriend because just like he does, she loves him to the ends of the earth.

Caitlin loves that Christopher Robert Haines, they make a cute couple. They are goals.

by Lilshawty January 11, 2017

Having a laugh inne?

Having a laugh aren't you?

Used in online games when someone trys ripping you right off.

Person 1:How much will you pay for this?
Person 2:Erm not sure how much you want?
Person 1:(Mazzively overpriced number here)
Person 2:HAVING A LAUGH INNE??
Person 1:wtf?
Person 2:lol matt you see that?

by Peter Sykes January 28, 2004

Having Sex

A guy and a girl creating a child

He slipped his rock hard cock into her cum-covered pussy. She audibly moans. "HARDER" she yells while he is playing with her large tits. He pushes and they both take a break. Later, she is in the shower. He enters undressed and hears a gasp.She seductively takes of her clothes so she is just in her panties. He takes them off. They both energetically make out and he doesn't waste any time and inserts his hard dick into her pussy and then she screams. They both pause. "Round two?" He says. He puts his dick back in and caresses her body.

2 people were having sex

by Woabxjek292dhci29egi2 May 4, 2021

harinator

when hari is in whoop ass mode

wow u just got jacked by the harinator

by curly March 28, 2004