Haning

Letting a bro down in any situation that he/she asked to be backed up in.

Dude i need a wingman and you left me haning

by TeejGusta December 25, 2011

Hiking the Appalachians

Code for cheating on your spouse, significant other.

"If anyone needs me, I'll be hiking the Appalachians." -Gov. Mark Sanford

Guy 1: Dude, where were you Saturday night? I thought I'd see you at the club with your girl.
Guy 2: Nah, man, I was hiking the Appalachians.

by Bert-Bert June 24, 2009

hazing

Initiation of neophytes when entering a Frat. Usually done by hitting the hind with a paddle while butt-naked. Done multiple times. Can kill.

Oh god, have you heard of what happened to the newly-transfered freshman? He's in the hospital in serious condition due to hazing.

by Welp May 29, 2004

Hiking the Appalachian Trail

An unnecessarily bizarre and implausible cover story for marital infidelity.

I'm sorry, Carol, I can't go to your mother-in-law's Tupperware party this evening. I'm hiking the Appalachian Trail with that new secretary from the office... in Argentina.

by Abolish the Fed June 24, 2009

havingfun

another word for drunk.

I'm totally havingfun.

by veryCorrectDefinition March 22, 2009

are we having fun yet?

an annoying phrase coined by dipshits at convenience stores, offices, or pretty much any place of business

Are we having fun yet?

No, pull your shirt up so the fun can begin

by Tha_Cuddla June 11, 2005

Hacking

To really,really get inside a female/male while sexual intercourse just to really get something huge out of it.

Jack: I was hacking into Leslie, now I really have what I want. ;) Oh baby.

by browngirlsdonttakebs April 19, 2009