hairy hector

when u put hair inside a taco and shove it up someones ass

i just gave her a hairy hector

by tylermccaffrey1 December 18, 2008

hairy mclary

the licking of an especially hairy asshole of an old man.

hey tj says mr french come over here ill show you a hairy mclary.

by tim from poonoroo April 20, 2009

hairy pancake

When a female has a very good amount of pubes and a male cums all over them.

"Tytus totally gave her a hairy pancake last night"

by juicey.sackling May 18, 2016

hairy candle

When you cum into a condom and then cut off your pubic hair shove it in the condom and freeze it.

This tactic is sometimes used as a prank on a girlfriend. The "hairy candle" is put in the place of the girl friends dildo. Then when the girlfriend goes to use their dildo, they feel a cold, sticky, and worst of all hairy cum stick in their pussy.

My Girl friend wouldn't shut up so I made a Hairy candle and took her Dildo. Wow Jon that takes balls.

by Cleavelandsteemer July 3, 2008

Hairy Change

A collection of money made up of coins and a few crumpled notes.

Mate owed me £20 and he paid me in hairy change, man.

by GambitsRogueHand January 2, 2012

Hairy Spider

When you take a number 2 on someone's chest and you then cut your pubes off on it to make the residue resemble a new species of arachnid.

"Wow that was the biggest hairy spider I have seen ever"

by Austin42g April 1, 2010

hairy slice

hairy slice (n) a descriptive term meaning literally "hairy vagina"

"You're such a hairy slice"

by BringerOfWisdom April 2, 2004