gum ass

A partially wiped asshole that still remains unclean and retains enough moisture so as to stick together like a gummy substance.

"I've wiped three times today, but have still been walking around with this gum ass all afternoon."

by JD1 April 02, 2008

chewing gum

code term for smoking weed

colby - "hey man whats up"

derek - "dude, just got done chewing gum, i can't feel my legs!"

by derekjames July 11, 2009

Chewed Gum

a piece of gum, that has been bit into many times, also called chewing

I had a peice of Chewed Gum before, you know, that peice of Juicy fruit I stuck on that dog?

by Me-hung-low August 15, 2006

gum

Gum is a inebriate or alcoholic. The bald boozer is dangerous as he can make u to drink like him.

beware, gum is coming

by ff December 17, 2003

Emergency GUM

Your about to hook up with a girl and you were drinking, and you come across your nasty Beer Breath and thats where your emergency gum comes in effect. You have to be sneaky and cleaver to get this by a suspicous girl- first you lean over acting lik your going to cough, then you slip the gum mouth, and proceed with the original plan.

"Jim realizes that he has beer breathe so he secretly sneaks a piece of refreshing emergency gum."

by Josie Domer September 30, 2006

bouble gum

This is when you unzip your fly, and carefully pull out one nut. Next you Grab the skin at the base of the nut so your nut will stand out nicely and resembles a piece of bouble gum. Finally you go to a friend and ask if they want a piece of bouble gum to which they will anmost always say "sure" and look at your bouble gum. This tactice could be easily used in the penis showing game.

I can't believe I fell for the bouble gum...Again...

by BooM BoX January 10, 2007

Bubble Gum

When doing a girl doggy style pull out and blow your load past her back and into her hair (I have faith in your abilities). Act like it was an accident and try to help her clean it out except leave a little bit there. When she wakes up in the morning her hair will be stuck together as if chewed bubble gum was caught in it.....then laugh profusely!

Christian: How was last night?

James: That girl was Bubblicious! I gave her the Bubble Gum and promised to call

No thats not gel, you got the Bubble Gum last night didn't you?

by Irish SOB August 12, 2009