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splatter guard

A device made from toilet paper that keeps diarrhea from splattering all over the toilet.
Girl, you ate those BK onion rings last night. You're gonna need a splatter guard.
by jman2001 May 20, 2014
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Old Guard

A oligarchy of original ABN-Blaks, those who’ve commodified culture, feathered their own nests, thrown down no ladders, spoken for other family groups without consulting them, deceptively excluded others, run community corporations into the ground by diverting income streams to themselves and compromising member integrity to create a state of confusion and division.

Synonym: nation-builders
E.g. 1 the Old Guard are at it again, trying to do Welcomes on Clan Country that isn’t their own, over the top of Clan TO’s who are present.

E.g. 2 The Old Guard’s motto: Profits over Protocols.
by Clever Guard April 17, 2025
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changing of the guard

v. British term employed by aged royals when replacing their soiled Depends undergarments.

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I say old chap. Must one stand to attention when watching the changing of the guard?

Only if the Queen or the Princess Royal is involved.
by gnostic3 August 19, 2022
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Dark Honor Guard

A group of guards that protect everyone while at the same time killing said everyone whenever a hostile is spotted.

Their bloodlust for Tking is eternal.
Sith Person: "Hey is that a Dark Honor Guard?"
Other Sith Person: "Yeah...make sure to be nice to them, they are the special ed ones."
by DinotheCrusader January 30, 2021
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National Guard

You know exactly what I'm going to say, right? They deserved to die. YOU KNOW that they have NO REASON to being doing what they are doing there. You have no reason to indulge him in what he is doing there. They were doing it to make Trump FEEL safe and they died for NOTHING. And this is not the politicians valiantly resisting giving up the ship. This is THIER stupidity GETTING YOUR WIVES AND BROTHER AND KIDS KILLED. Doubling down on stupidity. You don't have to ascent to every single idea I espouse but they are trying to make me do that with literal weaponized schizophrenia and you are allowing it because you are to fucking stupid to tell the people who are wrong that they are wrong and the people who are right, are right. 'BuT yOuR wRoNg AbOuT mY kIdS! AnD mY rElIgIoN.' I'M ALLOWED to be wrong about those things. You are not ALLOWED to be wrong about this.
Hym "The national guard bitch deserved to die. YOU ALL KNOW that you should not be doing what you are doing there. Over there. To me. You are NEVER going to get me to 'see the error of my ways.' You are going to let me do that I want to do and you are going to stop making philosophical point AT me. Collectively engaging in this act of pure absurd stupidity was not the answer here."

A retard "But child murder is ACTUALLY the WRONG response."

Hym "The alternate is letting a retard or a gaggle of retards rule over your lives INEVITABLY resulting child murder. He wanted you to stand there in from of the white house to intimate the people who would murder you AND IT DIDN'T WORK. THEY DID THEY TO ME to intimate people who would threaten you kids and IT DIDN'T WORK. How long to you need to sit there and let them do thing you know will not ever work? Until it YOUR family gets murdered and then they also expect you to keep doing it after that. Because getting you to stand there is more important that your life IN THE SAME WAY that GETTING ME TO STAY HERE is more important than your kids lives and they will throw you kids lives, right in the fucking garbage. Just live they did with the national guard."
by Hym Iam November 27, 2025
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Royal Guard

A style in the DMC (Devil May Cry) Franchise that can be used while playing as Dante. Can be used in sentences to express a sense of blocking or "tanking" a hit/attack
"BRO I JUST ROYAL GUARDED THAT HIT"
by Totally a DMC expert November 13, 2023
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Elite Guard

He bans everyone he sees and is apparently god. Runs the maps at Hivemind.org
Me: Hey Elite
Elite Guard: Your banned
Maarlo: banned!
by G2 July 12, 2003
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