fart guard

A guard that u put up to keep the fart away and out of fabrics
We put down fart guard down to keep jacks fart away
by Sporty75 March 07, 2022
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baron guard

Position called in League of Legends at champion select to troll noobs who think you will actually be guarding baron the whole game.
Fag1: mid
Fag2: top
You: baron guard.
Fag1: omg wtf r u new?
Fag2: some1 doge!!11!
You: did one of u want baron guard?
by rabifant August 25, 2014
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turd guard

Someone who guards against turds

Usually wares brown with an umbrella and a turd hat.
The turd guard failed his job when a huge turd fell on his boss.
by Your maternal figure May 23, 2017
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Doggy Guarding

When someone is guarding something extremely closely
she is doggy guarding the her the door, so no one can enter
by Mutich October 05, 2015
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South Color Guard

They're part of the famous Jaguar Pride marching band. And they're pretty much known to be the hottest group of girls at the school, other than the dance team. Also, just about half of them are known to be loved by one particular section. While LOTS of drama and scandal happens every week, they still come together and perform their very best in the end. The band members are proud to call them apart of the band.
That one particular section: The south color guard is soooo hot!

Other band member: Yeah. Have you seen them perform?? They're AMAZING!!
by AnonymousBaritone:) October 31, 2011
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Guard

A guard doesn't change because someone is desperate to get themselves let in.
It was never going to be her shack and it was never going to be her guard, because there was no such thing as her going back in time and being originally from the city she was trying to claim as her own. She didn't even hold her own town sacred, but her town was her business. Nobody from the other town was changing the guard to her, giving her the key to anything, or letting her take theirs, as some people did hold their town sacred.
by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021
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Guard

To protect someone and or something
There are many people assigned to guard the crown jewels.
by Thecheechmeister March 01, 2023
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