UK granny

Possibly the sexist MILFS on the planet. Gorgeous, cultured and oozing sex appeal

Omg did you see that UK Granny she's a right milf

by Carlos de la Cerda August 11, 2021

Granny Guano

Any Grandmother that acts bat shit crazy on the internet. Usually fighting with younger females, over things that normally only teenaged girls talk about.

Debi is such a Granny Guano , when she has no pills. All she does is attack those , younger , prettier women on the internet.

by Joe Seeker March 26, 2019

Granny punanny

Things the boys can swear too.

Friend: “Man she was so fine” me: On granny punanny bruh.

by Daddy Bax April 6, 2021

granny gobbler

Person that enjoys diving face first into a grandmother's genitals.

Quit rubbing your face on the glass like a granny gobbler.

by Spectralfired December 20, 2015

grannie snatch

Young guy pick'n up old lady or vice versa

He could'nt pick up any hotties so he started grannie snatching around closing time. Or,That old lady was buying everybody drinks,she was trying to grannie snatch hard!

by Gregs Web November 30, 2015

the granny stain

The act of the granny stain involves a well matured female wearing adult diapers. Before sexual activity takes plac, the gilf unleashes a slick wet shit in the diaper. The male then removes the diaper and places it on the grannies chest at which point he mounts the grandmother in the missionary position and proceeds to smear the poo all over grannies chest with his chest.

Your grandmother is still recovering from the granny stain I gave her last night.

by cubanbutthorn September 4, 2011

Ass granny

When you fucking a girl and she asks you to do her doggy style and you realize she was wearing butt pads to enhance her flat wrinkly ass!!!
Trav/sabs

I was so drunk last night this ass granny was my only option.

by Trav/Sabrina June 6, 2015