Granny Guano

Any Grandmother that acts bat shit crazy on the internet. Usually fighting with younger females, over things that normally only teenaged girls talk about.

Debi is such a Granny Guano , when she has no pills. All she does is attack those , younger , prettier women on the internet.

by Joe Seeker March 26, 2019

granny joyce

Granny Joyce

A Granny Joyce is a grandmother who is an alcoholic a druggy and a chain smoker if you were looking for a granny Joyce they would probably be in there natural habitat witch would be in there room smoking on there phone

Oh look that is a granny Joyce

Oh fuck run

by Greengrasstea October 14, 2020

the granny stain

The act of the granny stain involves a well matured female wearing adult diapers. Before sexual activity takes plac, the gilf unleashes a slick wet shit in the diaper. The male then removes the diaper and places it on the grannies chest at which point he mounts the grandmother in the missionary position and proceeds to smear the poo all over grannies chest with his chest.

Your grandmother is still recovering from the granny stain I gave her last night.

by cubanbutthorn September 4, 2011

Granny punanny

Things the boys can swear too.

Friend: “Man she was so fine” me: On granny punanny bruh.

by Daddy Bax April 6, 2021

UK granny

Possibly the sexist MILFS on the planet. Gorgeous, cultured and oozing sex appeal

Omg did you see that UK Granny she's a right milf

by Carlos de la Cerda August 11, 2021

Granny Packing

A case in which a grandmother carries a concealed firearm

she is granny packing a .44 magnum in her purse

by namesrevil November 1, 2010

granny shopping

(Or grandpa shopping.) The practice of making a trip to the grocery store almost every single day and only buying food for one day's meals/snacks at a time, rather than shopping for the whole week, two weeks, or month. Often done by people who have a lot of free time on their hands - i.e. elderly retirees (hence the name), stay-at-home moms who are waiting for kids to get out of school, etc. This daily trip to the store is the main social event of their life.

When Claire had gone six months without a date, she was tempted to start granny shopping just for the increased chance of meeting somebody at the grocery store one day.

by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf January 6, 2014