General Granite

A roundish and content baby; other characteristics include excessive grunting and uncanny sleeping preferences.

General Granite wants more to eat.

by cpete April 12, 2007

Captain Granite

Captain Granite, urban God, is a guy who's head is as hard as it sounds. All to protect his tiny little brain for any more brain damage.

He rather goes through a wall instead of around it. Doesn't take no for an answer.

Better not to mess around with because, he is like a ton of bricks falling from the heavens.

Where he thinks that he belongs. Next to Zeus.

I met Captain Granite once, and I am still waiting for this nightmare to pass. It's like living in a tomb.

by Repesteeltje May 11, 2011

Anti-gravititties

Breasts that stand up in defiance of gravity despite their size, particularly when laying down. Antonym of armpitties.

"She may not have a great booty, but her anti-gravititties are so incredible I can't look away."

by JoNance April 15, 2014

What's Gravity

To ask what is important with someone. Basically what's up.

Ey what's gravity my nas?

by Noah Lewis February 20, 2008

Graviton

An epic 4th year section in Philippine Science High School, known for their stunning delivery of a reader's theater performance which gave a student his well-deserved passing grade.

Is that the awesome Graviton performing onstage? Wow, they're great.

by apolloishott August 18, 2010

Gravity

A Physical force that keeps objects of a certain mass from leaving the Earth's surface. Gravity was created explicitly for the purpose of high school students dropping whole watermelons onto the pavement below while on top of the high school, and possibly hitting a teachers car for bonus points.

The pull of gravity was so strong that the watermelon exploded on impact upon hitting the target reticule painted on the 1995 Pontiac.

by M2012 August 6, 2010

Gravitationally Challenged

A way to call someone extremely fat.

"Your Co-worker is fat, I could even say he's gravitationally challenged!"

by Gocnitively pmiaired May 23, 2017