garner

A twentysomething who abruptly becomes unnaturally conservative for their age.

The term derives from the Australian title ('Suddenly 30') for the Jennifer Garner film '13 Going On 30'.

She's become a real garner lately; don't expect to see her out on a weeknight.

by Jonomatopoeia February 28, 2008

Garneth

A person who is in the interwebs on various forums and games. He's a complete douchebag because he is rude to people quite often, even though they did nothing wrong!

Liam: Hey Garneth what's up?
Garneth: Shut up retard
Liam: Garneth stahp

by RandomPerson111111111 August 26, 2013

Garrett

A guy with too many guns and not enough peen

Man that Garrett has tiny peen but lots of gun.

by lilBEEF6969 April 13, 2019

garret

a garret is just a jiggy nigga

Frank is such a garret

by bigdaddyjodye August 21, 2016

Garret

A red headed Jewish midget that nobody likes... the creature is unsure of its sexuality and pretends he's joking when he's wrong... takes super tiny bites of his food and looks like dexter

Garrett and the apple tree

by Booby ore the the May 11, 2017

Gardetto’s

A “Original” recipe since 1932 that tastes like ass. It’s a disgusting taste of pretzel that deserves nothing in money.

You like Gardetto’s? It’s a disgusting taste of pretzel that deserves nothing in money. You fat ass fuck die in fucking hell, man-whore.

by AliAandMayo December 24, 2018

Garrett

Garrett is a gay man who loves to have buttsex. He will never pass up a chance to get fucked. He loves making people “get big” 😉

Man did you see Garrett with Cole last night, they were going at it

by Bigdickmaggieg February 18, 2019