friday feeling

A burning sensation inside to get rly drunk and go on a bender with the lads.

When you just wana get drunk like its friday, regardless of what day it is.

When you drink a beer after work and suddenly realise you want to keep drinking all night and party, like wow ive got the friday feeling

When friday morning comes around and you know you have one day of work left until you can get smashed and use it as an excuse to pull that chubby girl with no teeth.

by the zurich ninja 01 August 3, 2011

Feelings

Something us men don't have.

Laurie:" I had sex with him last night and he hasn't called me yet."

Jackie: "It's okay men don't have any feelings."

by Dickdaddy September 9, 2012

Feeling up the old tree

When an elderly person feels up their penis and/or jack off.

I think that man over there is 'feeling up the old tree'.

by An old man in a secret dungeon April 3, 2011

smooth feeling

This surpasses smooth talking. Smooth talking implies talking up someone and lying trying to get something. With smooth feeling, everything about it is still romantic and smooth but more real, genuine, and heartfelt.

"I love your smooth talking!"
"Baby we've been going out for a while now, it's my smooth feelings"

by the12th December 24, 2009

losing feelings

An excuse used by people who either have found someone better, were only using you for your body, money, or social status and now have it and don't need it anymore. Someone who uses the phrase, "i lost feelings" never really loved you in the first place and somewhere deep down they knew they didn't love you, but used your heart like a toy anyways. It only takes a day for someone who "lost feelings" to find someone new to sleep with and it will make you realize how worthless to them you really were.

"I can't do this anymore, I've been losing feelings for a while now, we had a good run... we're over"

by iknowallaboutlove July 12, 2017

Feeling Jeff

Used to describe a feeling of fatness, laziness, smelliness, hungriness, or just fat

Man am I feeling jeff today, i just ate two half pound burritos from taco bell

by Steady Miester Jr. July 22, 2009

Feelings

Those damn things that show up when you're trying to have sex.
Or watching a sad movie.

God, feelings sucks.

by Gallballs84 February 18, 2009