A statement that turns into the corniest thing a teacher could say, and every teacher has said it once.
Student: Ms, can I use the restroom?
Teacher: I don't know, CAN YOU??
Student: Ugh, May I use the restroom
Teacher: No.
Teacher: I don't know, CAN YOU??
Student: Ugh, May I use the restroom
Teacher: No.
by Hiness303 May 3, 2021

A sentence commonly used by Uber riders towards Uber drivers as a way to avoid offering a cash tip without feeling guilty.
“Hey, can I tip through the app now?” ... “yeah Uber added that recently.” ... “oh awesome I will totally do that!” ... (the tip never shows up)
by saltlickcity October 24, 2017

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025

Welllll........ I saw 2 other definitions of "can I crack" on here..... but um some bop told me it means like if u say yes that mean your not dirty but if u say no it means you are dirty.... NOW that's im thinking about it I'm slow asf like wtfff... dead ass wtff is going on with me..and why tf would u look the definition up. Wtffffff yalllllllll I feel high.. DAILY REMINDER STOP LISTENING TO BOPS WHO NAME STARTS WITH THE LETTER H.... sigh 😕 bops..
Bop: can I crack
You:no..?what does that even mean
Friend: if u say yes that means ur not dirty if u say no that means your dirty. So can I crack
You: ...yea ig?..
You:no..?what does that even mean
Friend: if u say yes that means ur not dirty if u say no that means your dirty. So can I crack
You: ...yea ig?..
by Susan_williams February 2, 2025

Ex: "Did you see that episode of The Walking Dead last night?? It was insane!"
"Ya! I can smell your soup from here!"
"Ya! I can smell your soup from here!"
by Familyfirst22 March 26, 2017

Computer:hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it
Person:Wait a minu-
(blue screen appears on computer)
Person:Wait a minu-
(blue screen appears on computer)
by KonHon May 7, 2023
