portuguise breakfast

a sexual act wher the man craks eggs into a womans vagina and has sex with her thus scammbeling them. when the man ejaculates in her pour them into a pan and cook them. serve to some unlucky soul and enjoy. ;)
my wife and i severd our neighbor a portuguise breakfast after his dog pooped on our lawn.
by Jeff Young May 17, 2007
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hot breakfast

: the act of smoking marijuana in the morning. see wake and bake
"Here comes the Fonz, sure looks like started the day with a Hot Breakfast!"
by Dinky Partridge October 12, 2009
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Pirate's Breakfast

A breakfast concoction consisting of Cap'n Crunch cereal floating in Captain Morgan or Admiral Nelson rum.
I've heard of starting early, but can you believe he's having a Pirate's Breakfast on a Tuesday morning!?
by Shile June 15, 2007
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Breakfast Buns

The act of eating a pancake breakfast out of the crack of some glorious buns.
So the other day, my bitch let me have breakfast buns for dinner. I can't believe how much syrup came out of her ass.
by The Oracle 87 June 29, 2019
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roosters breakfast

Sex in the morning; Doing a root at sunrise...
"Hey Dave! Did you get a roosters breakfast?"
by frank pterodactyl October 02, 2008
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White breakfast

The act of masturbating so that you ejaculate on your own face.
Oh wow, I can't believe that Pete just gave himself a white breakfast...
by -Bapwich- October 18, 2010
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Breakfast cookies

Matt slept over last night and we had breakfast cookies at sunrise.
by Shannonymous November 13, 2016
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