A man who practices pre-marital sex. Often is doing so with a woman who has breast or boobs. This will be done by having the penis enter the vaginal cavity.
That Flute is bound to go to hell.
by Pilot Brown January 20, 2024
Get the Flutemug. One's butt hole. In particular reference to it's ability to produce quality sounds whilst also being capable of producing a substance that at times can closely resemble mud. There are those in the world that possess the ability to coordinate Mud Flutes to produce music in concert that would be then referred to as a Mud Flute Orchestra.
Bob: So what's the quarterly sales report looking like?
Richard: Not bad. We've got...
***Jim from 3 cubicles over rips ass***
Bob: Sounds like Jim's playin' the ol' Mud Flute.
Richard: Yeah. His talent is on a level the likes of which our generation rarely sees.
Bob: Indeed.
Richard: Not bad. We've got...
***Jim from 3 cubicles over rips ass***
Bob: Sounds like Jim's playin' the ol' Mud Flute.
Richard: Yeah. His talent is on a level the likes of which our generation rarely sees.
Bob: Indeed.
by OpenHandSlap November 17, 2017
Get the mud flutemug. by massive_schlong June 13, 2016
Get the Pants Flutemug. 
by T.T.S.D July 10, 2016
Get the flute bootymug. by Choach Poacher May 27, 2021
Get the cooter flutemug. A beautiful woodwind instrument played by beautiful or handsome people. Often flute players are very smart.
by Lil’Dorito February 25, 2017
Get the Flutemug.