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Double Flush By Proxy

Having to flush twice because of somebody else's sticky turd refusing to evacuate the bowl
I immediately followed her in to the toilet hoping to enjoy a warmed seat. However, she had left a floater behind. I was turtle-necking and the bomb doors were almost open so I quickly fired one out on to hers.
After flushing once all of mine had retreated down the pipe but her stubborn floater still remained so I had to double flush by proxy
by JayNW December 17, 2008
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Portuguese Radiator Flush

Allowing a sweaty gay Portugese man to give you a blow job and anal douche while you vomit up the contents of your last meal which consisted on his piss, shit and semen.
I walked in on my roommate giving his new boyfriend a Portuguese Radiator Flush.
by John E. Coli May 30, 2006
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Newfie Flush

in poker a 4-card flush aka busted flush or Chinese flush
Holy shit! My pair held up? What did you have with all that betting?

Newfie flush I was hoping to fill on the river
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 7, 2009
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The Flushing Hot Pocket

The Flushing Hot Pocket is a special maneuver that involves defecating into a woman's vagina and then fucking that vagina. The "Flushing" portion of the maneuver occurs when the woman expels both shit & semen into the toilet after ejaculation.
Scott B. will never experience The Flushing Hot Pocket, but he may have liked a reverse Flushing Hot Pocket.
by Troy Suresh October 16, 2008
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Courtesy Flush

Let someone know if, awhile after a first date for example, you're not interested in pursuing the association further.
"I had hoped to get a courtesy flush if you decided you liked that tree-huggin mothball motherfucker better!"
by sweetDICKwillie March 12, 2014
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Frick Flush February

It is a month where you don't flush the toilet or urinal. If you don't do it, you will get Poop Head.
Permanently, frick flush February is the new no nut November.
BTW, sub to pewdiepie
by Doing Ur Mom January 16, 2020
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River city tunnel flush

He/she laying supine head hanging off of bed (think ghetto geyser), and ejaculate erupts from the nose with such force it thoroughly blasts the standing participants anus.
Ay get ova here and get yaself a river city tunnel flush ya scumbag!
by Butttrumpetusa June 29, 2019
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