Flavasava

When you eat at chipotle, and the meat gets stuck in your teeth, you later get a flavasava

I had a carintas taco from Chipotle, and two hours later I had a flavasava

by Vegeterian December 22, 2010

flatsmacked

When a flat earth conspiracy or conspiracy theorists get shut down with truth and evidence so hard the are embarrassed to even go outside.

Dude Chris got flatsmacked so hard he deleted his TikTok!

by ADHD_Projects July 6, 2023

Fratass

Member of a fraternity, whose frattitude is at its highest point.

A male with three or more of the following items is considered a "Fratass", Costa Del Mars, Frat tuck, Natural Light, Backwards hat, Flip Flops, Tahoe, and Croakies.

by Frankie Mcdangerous October 5, 2008

Fatass store

Another word for the store 'Casual Male Big & Tall'.

"Yo, dude, I need to get some clothes."
"Dude, are you asking me out on a shopping date?"
"No, I mean, I just need some clothes."
"I don't see how that's different, but I'll humour you. Where too?"
"The Fatass store."
"Where?"
"Where the fuck else? I weigh 140 God damn kilos, where do you think I get clothes?"

by Fee1 October 31, 2007

Flatapus

A flatened cat, eg. road kill.

Dude 1: 'Dude! You just hit a cat!'
Dude 2: 'Damn! Now I'm gunna have to wash my car because of that flatapus!'

by xXxXLupicideXxXx December 2, 2011

flatscan

A cisgender person, especially one who is transphobic or otherwise holds outdated views of gender and language. Often used as a synonym for "normie."

My flatscan coworker thinks it's appropriate to ask me extremely invasive questions about my medical history and sexuality just because I'm trans.

by bluehairedpronounuser July 20, 2022

flatard

Whenever your friend is acting like a complete, and utter idiot.

You are such a flatard for singing the pokemon theme song in a chimp monk voice.

by turdmuffin#2 August 2, 2010