Fixing day

Fixing day is the right before fathers day and it when a farther kills his least favorite child.

Farther: can't wait till fixing day this one kid been acting stupid lately.

by Farting June 5, 2021

How to fix the political climate

Defend sexual predators. Go on their podcasts and cry like a bitch because you know they are doing what they are doing.

Hym "That's how to fix the political climate according to Dr. K."

by Hym Iam January 22, 2025

easy fix

One broken bolt away from a 3 day ordeal

A leaking exhaust? Oh, that's an easy fix

by SesamstraatHooligan July 11, 2021

Miss Fix

Miss Fix will be the sweetest thing that ever happened to you. (Or Cali) if this happens to be your mother, you know you will never be let down by her amazing advice

Miss Fix is the best mom in the entire universe

by Skunkem June 28, 2023

Can't Fix Loser

When a sports team is SO bad that even when things go well for a considerable amount of time, the team reverts back to its loser disposition.

Also is applicable to describe a company.

Yurk: Man, I am so happy the Lions have the first overall pick, We are SO on the right path.

BT: Fam, it doesn't matter who you draft or who your coach is, you cant fix loser. Your team has been tragic for 65 years.

Yurk: Ya but unc...

BT: NO, you can't fix loser. Takes a long time to get rid of that stench, bruh.

by Mike109999 February 2, 2022

fixing shit

Fixing something completely random or unspecified. In most cases, if "shit" is replaced with "stuff", the sentences remain equivalent. If a possessive pronoun, like "your" or "their", is used between "fix" and "shit", this changes the meaning of "shit" to something along the lines of "mess", this often is referring to a personal mess, but also could be a social mess or physical mess.

Frank: "My parents aren't home, do you wanna come over?"
Evelyn: "I'm fixing shit right now, but I'm coming as soon as it's taken care of."

Daniel: *spills beans on the floor*
Claire: "You should probably fix this shit before someone slips and gets hurt."

Bob: "I lost all my life savings and the house because of a bet."
Alice: "You seriously gotta fix your shit man."

by Vebb November 15, 2023