filthy farting

when you want to fart, you squeeze so hard, some poo( mostly diarrhoea) comes out, wich causes a dirty pants.

oh no!, I did some filthy farting, now the inside of my pants has turned brown!

by fred pretkadet January 15, 2008

Swedish sex farting bed pisser

the act of having intercourse the passing gas, then pissing one's pants.

Joe: "Dude she's totally a swedish sex farting bed pisser."

Lauren: "Damn dude... She's a keeper!"

by Lauren Berd August 22, 2011

Farking

A combination of the slang words 'fuck' and 'fart', describing the practice of combining two activities that each add their own type of satisfaction.

She loved to see just how long we could keep farking back and forth.

by Ratcheer November 28, 2006

brett favring

Trying to see if you still got it. After you have passed your prime, trying to continue just to see if you can. Coine by Andre 3000 in the song Da Art of Storytelling Part 4.

I'm glad Lance Armstrong retired, he's done everything. Any more would have been Brett Favring.

by Siji Moore December 31, 2007

Farming

During sex the man or woman will shit on the stomach of the other partner and spread it flat. Once you do that, you piss all over it as if you were watering crops.

John: Dude i just farmed my girlfriend!!! :D

Mark: Sweet Dude!!!!.... oh wait that's fucking gross

John: no dude, farming is awesome!!!

Mark: GTFO

by Johncrapsalot January 2, 2012

farking

When parking costs more than the fucking ticket. (This is how they fuck you).

The tickets to the Lakers game where free, farking was $35.00.

by Panaeleous March 31, 2008

Farmington Hills

NOT to be MISTAKEN with FARMINGTON, MI. Farmington Hills is a city in the lower Oakland twp. 100% rich suburbia. Hometown of Harrison High School, and North Farmington High School. Mostly consists of RICH Jews, RICH Chaldeans and White Kids.
Majority of the kids have not been past 12 mile but act like it.

Place of dream homes for many in Detroit.

YES....IT IS Considered WEST side by ALL EAST SIDERS...sorry

The other end of the lodge freeway.Only about 19 miles from Downtown Detroit.

Those from Farmington Hills can not stand those from Farmington. and vice a versa.

Tamika: You from Farmington or sumethin?

Jessica: HELL NO....I am from Farmington Hills.

by CraZY biTcH! December 10, 2008