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fatherless child

This phrase is used when someone does something so unthinkably degenerate that everyone in the group realises that they were never raised with a father figure.

Yashin is a great example of a fatherless child as he is a bit of a mental patient but lacks the cognitive ability to realise it.
Timmy: *Plays AP Ezreal*
The squad: *ANOTHER FATHERLESS CHILD*

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by Kash money man March 1, 2022
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Freshmen fathers

Fathers who have a freshmen daughter at a college/university.
Upperclassmen male: "Freshmen fathers, thank you for your daughters!"
by .max. June 17, 2009
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father

by masud karim December 18, 2008
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Dot or feather

A question that is asked when someone refers to an Indian, to clarify what kind of Indian.
Dude, I totally fucked this Indian chick up the ass last night!

Cool bro, dot or feather?

Dot, that's why my dick smells like curry farts!
by OttParts April 9, 2011
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mother father

An explicative that implies that it's denotee is both a mother and a father; which is at this point a medical impossibility. It is also used idomatically because of it's close relation to the word mothafucka. The word has gained much popularity in conjuntion with the latter: chinese dentist.
Kimberly: Would you help me with the clasp of this necklace? Oww! you just pinched me you mother father.

or

Stuart:This boat detailing job is getting to be a real drag.

Monty: Sure as shit is. Let's ditch these rich ass mother father chinese dentists and go rollerblading or something.
by standardApartmentComplex March 8, 2009
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father of wesley

A "father of wesley" is when an abusive father,probably named trey, paralyzes your biological father and freeze him in a block of ice. then your fake father(trey)chases after you in a huge redneck truck and makes you wallow around in the mud while video taping you. and only lets you see your real father in his ice block on wednesdays.
"Gaylor Times is such a father of wesley"
by wes master wesley April 3, 2008
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Father Butt Dart

A priest, oftentimes Catholic, who has repeatedly inserted his penis into an altar boy's asshole. He has been accused multiple times, and moved to other churches in order for the Catholics to maintain their holier-than-thou attitude.

Father Butt Dart is a pedophile, not to be confused with a homosexual. The upper age limit is about 12.
Did you hear what Cardinal Law said about Father Butt Dart when he was finally called out in public? He said God only chooses special young people to have "that kind of a relationship with a priest".... The higher-ups sure do protect Father Butt Dart.
by Truth Hurts Sometimes March 21, 2011
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