f'd in the a

To be failed in the assessment. It may happen if one does not A the Q (answer the question) on the AP US History Exam.

You better A the Q, or you'll be f'd in the a.

by apushgod March 23, 2017

f'pants

An abreviation of the term fancy pants, used to describe somebody or something overly elegant or refined, uppity or la-dee-dah.

Can also be used to describe something awesome, generally good and impressive in a posative complementary way.

"Errgh (eyebrows raise) That's a bit f'pants" or "f'pants! That's really neat"

by click-pop September 19, 2011

T.O.F.T.S.

TOFTS = Too Old For This Shit.

TOFTS is an acronym of Danny Glover's famous line from the 1987 movie, Lethal Weapon. Ironically, using the expression "TOFTS" signifies how non-lethal one has become, because he/she is simply too old, for this shit. Utterance of the phrase usually indicates a tired disdain for the subject at hand, though not necessarily arrogance or elitism; often the subject will begrudgingly still engage in the subject (ala Danny Glover's character in Lethal Weapon).

Mel Gibson: It's GO time! Passion of the Christ!
Danny Glover: T.O.F.T.S.

Kid 1: I want a firetruck!
Kid 2: I want a dragon!
Kid 3: I want world peace!
Kid 4: I want to start a fire!
Kid 5: I want a pony, a magic easy bake oven, a Xbox, Justin Bieber tickets...
Santa: T.O.F.T.S.

Sarah Palin: Isn't your middle name Hussein? Like Saddam Hussein? Let's see some birth certificates!
Obama: T.O.F.T.S.

by Japcola April 21, 2011

F.I.I.K

Acronym for Fucked If I Know. A possible reply to be asked a question regarding a matter outside one's field of training or experience or actual interest. Usually used in exasperation at the pointlessness of the inquiry.

Office Girl : Oi, there you are. So what does this F.I.I.K you keep putting in the delivery time column actually stand for?
Truck Driver: Fucked if I know.
Office Girl: No need to be rude about it ya prick.

by Big Hungry Iain, Fairdown. June 20, 2020

F Star Star Cunt

A term used by Malcolm Tucker in the film 'In The Loop'.

"Y'know, I've come across a lot of psychos, but none as fucking boring as you. You are a real boring fuck. Sorry, sorry, I know you disapprove of swearing so I'll sort that out. You are a boring F star star CUNT!"

by Doe-G March 14, 2010

F’ages

A period of time that spans across several years.

I’ve been doing that f’ages

by Mslorilove November 24, 2019

F in the Chat

F in the chat means to pay your respects. They are mostly on streams like twitch. The term originated after a feature in the 2014 release of Call of Duty asked players to press F on their keyboard or X on their controller to “pay respects” to virtual fallen soldiers.

twitch streamer: f in the chat. chat: F

by SixtyNinePeopleFuckMyAss June 21, 2020