Elonomics

Baffling financial theories often involving rockets, cryptocurrency, and Martian colonization.

Don’s latest investment plan? Pure Elonomics

by AnonDoxy January 25, 2025

Elon Conspiracy

The words you are saying do not represent what is actually taking place.

Hym "Which makes you complicit in the Elon conspiracy. The soon these progressive freaks get exposed for lying the better it will be for the people for whom they purport to advocate. That isn't what's happening. You likely know that isn't what's happening. So, why are you choosing to be complicit? BREEDER DICTATORSHIP! He is lying to preserve the breeder dictatorship and they are sacrificing everything to make to so."

by Hym Iam February 7, 2025

Elonoboam

Elonoboam (noun)

A hypothetical artificial intelligence system, named after Elon Musk and Rehoboam from Westworld (Season 3). Unlike its fictional counterpart, Elonoboam is envisioned as an advisory AI that optimizes societal functions without enforcing deterministic control. It serves as a predictive and strategic tool for governance, economics, and technological advancement while maintaining human autonomy.

As government layoffs and agency closures accelerate under Elon Musk’s leadership, some have coined the term ‘Elonoboam’ to describe a possible shift toward AI-driven governance—though whether such a system will ever take control remains uncertain."

by Syllogem February 11, 2025

Elonald

Ship name between Elon Musk and Donald Trump, created by Jimmy Fallon.

Person 1: Hey do you ship Elonald?
Person 2: Yes ofc. Elon's definitely the bottom though.

by seralit February 12, 2025

Elongelical

An evangelist for Elon Musk

Although Elon Musk appeared to give a Nazi salute at the 2025 inauguration of US president Donald Trump, Elongelicals have insisted he was just sending his love to the people.

by dqb8 February 13, 2025

Elon Money

An immense amount of cash, usually possessed by a person.

Person 1: "Hey man, can you buy me some food? I'm broke and you got Elon money.
Person 2: "no lol"

by iiaplepiezYT February 14, 2025

elon musk biographer

A uniquely submissive twat who likes licking the stinkiest anuses that can be found. Fueled by ketamine and shame.

Dude 1: Hey, have you seen the new book by the Elon Musk biographer?
Dude 2: NO WAY, I don't want to read any filth like that! What if my kids find it?

by asshat 6500 February 22, 2025